{"id":247,"date":"2007-12-30T15:26:40","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T19:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=247"},"modified":"2007-12-30T15:26:40","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T19:26:40","slug":"santa-wont-come-unless-you-clean-up-your-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Santa won’t come unless you clean up your desk!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats.<\/p>\n

\"Santa<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Guiltimatum<\/strong>: \/gilt-i-may-tum<\/em>\/ Uh oh,here comes the guiltimatum. Cover your ears or you’ll end up in therapy when you’re older. Etymology:<\/em> guilt + ultimatum Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Guiltimatum:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-24: 15:50:00<\/em>
\nVery good!<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-24: 22:01:00<\/em>
\nExcellent!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Negivate<\/strong>: \/neg-i-vate<\/em>\/ With the use of browbeating, a loud voice and threats, my boss can negivate any employee. Etymology:<\/em> negative + motivate Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Comments on Negivate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-24: 09:56:00<\/em>
\nexcellent<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-24: 15:51:00<\/em>
\nGood word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bederwachout<\/strong>: \/bed err wa chout<\/em>\/ She issued her bedderwachouts with such sickening regularity, the twins were tempted to tell Santa where to shove his ps3. Etymology:<\/em> better watch out, better not cry etc. Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Comments on Bederwachout:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-24: 09:54:00<\/em>
\nI think the twins should be careful becaue she has bedderwachclout<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Prospur<\/strong>: \/Pros-SPUR<\/em>\/ Bob’s nobloquy was the prospur Roxie need to win the “Scientist of the Year” award Etymology:<\/em> PROSPUR: Blend of prosper: to thrive, succeed, to win & SPUR: something that goads one into action. NOBLOQUY: nob, a person top in his\/her field, or position in life. “to chide or speak of a “nob” in order to motivate.” Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

Comments on Prospur:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-24: 09:52:00<\/em>
\nvery nice<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=naughty2<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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