{"id":249,"date":"2008-01-01T13:45:19","date_gmt":"2008-01-01T17:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=249"},"modified":"2008-01-01T13:45:19","modified_gmt":"2008-01-01T17:45:19","slug":"yapanease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=249","title":{"rendered":"Yapanease"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n<\/em> An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. <em>v. tr.<\/em> To speak to an animal using such a language.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/puppy2.gif\" alt=\"Ooopy goopy poopy poo.\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yapanease<\/strong>:  \/<em>yap-an-eez<\/em>\/ Any breed of dog will readily understand yapanease. It is the easiest of all languages to master. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  yap + ease <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Yapanease:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-12-27: 12:44:00<\/em><br \/>\nno yapollogies! excellent<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-12-27: 19:30:00<\/em><br \/>\nCatchy and cute &#8230; and right on the meaning!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-12-27: 23:17:00<\/em><br \/>\nHot diggety dog!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Petsperanto<\/strong>:  \/<em>pet spur anto<\/em>\/ her version of petsperanto involved adding &#8220;chkins&#8221; to any word of more than one syllable and relegating all &#8220;r&#8221;s do lingo linmbo, weplacing them with woubleyoos. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  pet esperanto <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Petsperanto:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-12-27: 17:42:00<\/em><br \/>\nfunny<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-12-27: 23:29:00<\/em><br \/>\nIf Joseph Stalin was alive today would he ask if &#8220;Petsperanto&#8221; is the language of flies?<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-12-27: 23:30:00<\/em><br \/>\nFunny sentence and a nice word.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Critterchatter<\/strong>:  \/<em>Critr &#8211; chatr<\/em>\/ Margot had invented a whole lexicon of critterchatter to converse with her pets. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Critter &#8211; (animal) + Chatter (talk) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Critterchatter:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Maxine\">Maxine<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-12-27: 15:57:00<\/em><br \/>\nBrilliant!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Dogguage<\/strong>:  \/<em>dog-gwij<\/em>\/ The language of choice for her three pups was dogguage. Even though it was gobbledygook to everyone else and sounded cutsey-wutsey, her pups were bonded to her and understood every rhyming couplet of her dogguage and loved her for it. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dog + language <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=puppy2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=puppy2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. v. tr. To speak to an animal using such a language. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Yapanease: \/yap-an-eez\/ Any breed of dog will readily understand yapanease. It is the easiest of all languages to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=249\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yapanease<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,34,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}