{"id":251,"date":"2008-01-03T10:04:55","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T14:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=251"},"modified":"2008-01-04T15:25:17","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T19:25:17","slug":"geriactive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"Geriactive"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel “young again”.<\/p>\n

\"It's<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Geriactive<\/strong>: \/ger-i-act-ive<\/em>\/ His eighty-five year old grandfather became another one of those amazing geriactives after taking one of those new miracle drugs. He now runs five miles a day, works double shifts at Wal-Mart and parties most nights. Etymology:<\/em> geriatrics + active Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Comments on Geriactive:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-01: 19:54:00<\/em>
\nConveys a nice way to stay as the years roll on! Sounds ever so much nicer than sexy senior citizen!<\/p>\n

Korinne<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-02: 13:39:00<\/em>
\nGood one!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Psykiddigra<\/strong>: \/p-S-aa-i-kid-ii-gra<\/em>\/ His new macho ways must have resulted in some kind of psykiddigra, he’s been a changed man since consulting that suspicious doctor of his. Etymology:<\/em> Psychological + kid + viagra Created by:<\/em> sosibo1.<\/p>\n

Seniorection<\/strong>: \/senior-ection<\/em>\/ 77-year-old Bill tried to fight off the intense feeling of seniorection, caused by the enhancement pills, after he saw a beautiful woman go past him. Etymology:<\/em> senior + erection Created by:<\/em> inias.<\/p>\n

Comments on Seniorection:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-01: 19:55:00<\/em>
\nQuite a suggestive word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Youthenasia<\/strong>: \/Just like euthenasia.<\/em>\/ “It makes you younger, but I think you’re better off dead. You, sir, have a case of youthenasia.” Etymology:<\/em> Youth + euthenasia. Created by:<\/em> imashelcha.<\/p>\n

Comments on Youthenasia:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-31: 10:55:00<\/em>
\nClever!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=rejuvenate2<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel “young again”. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Geriactive: \/ger-i-act-ive\/ His eighty-five year old grandfather became another one of those amazing geriactives after taking one of those new miracle drugs. He now runs … Continue reading Geriactive<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}