{"id":254,"date":"2008-01-08T07:40:24","date_gmt":"2008-01-08T11:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=254"},"modified":"2008-01-08T07:40:24","modified_gmt":"2008-01-08T11:40:24","slug":"uphillbothwaysian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=254","title":{"rendered":"Uphillbothwaysian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A person who, using an example from their own life, steers people away from a line of speculation by reducing it to an absurdity.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/wrang2.gif\" alt=\"When I was your age, all I had was a lead pencil and a wooden brain!\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Uphillbothwaysian<\/strong>:  \/<em>uh-pill-bowth-waze-ian<\/em>\/ Dad: &#8230; in the pouring rain! Son: You&#8217;re such an uphillbothwaysian, Dad! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  The hyperbole every child is told. &#8220;When I was a kid, I had to walk uphill both ways in 10 feet of snow to get to school!&#8221; <em>Created by:<\/em> Kazizzle.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Uphillbothwaysian:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-04: 04:32:00<\/em><br \/>\n100\/100 for creativeness!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Sillustrator<\/strong>:  \/<em>SIL-uh-strey-ter<\/em>\/ A sillustrator is a person who, when asked by his son for the latest computer, blurts out &#8220;If necessity is the mother of invention, how do all the unnecessary gadgets, like computers, get invented?&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of silly &amp; illustrator <em>Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Sillustrator:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-03: 16:00:00<\/em><br \/>\nChuckling over your fun word that is right on the definition. The alliteration of the s&#8217;s the ll&#8217;s the t&#8217;s and r&#8217;s &#8230; even makes it fun to say!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Nostaljack<\/strong>:  \/<em>nos-TAL-jack<\/em>\/ My parents nostaljacked my dream to become a pop singer just because they worked in a plastic factory. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  From Nostalgia and hijack. <em>Created by:<\/em> sharktrager.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Nostaljack:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=bananabender\">bananabender<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-04: 07:56:00<\/em><br \/>\nI like it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Antidoter<\/strong>:  \/<em>anti-dote-er<\/em>\/ John always had an antidote from his past as why not to do something, or try anything. Because he was a chronic antidoter, his family stopped asking him advice on anything. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  anti + anecdote <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wrang2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wrang2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A person who, using an example from their own life, steers people away from a line of speculation by reducing it to an absurdity. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Uphillbothwaysian: \/uh-pill-bowth-waze-ian\/ Dad: &#8230; in the pouring rain! Son: You&#8217;re such an uphillbothwaysian, Dad! Etymology: The hyperbole every child is told. &#8220;When &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=254\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Uphillbothwaysian<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}