{"id":257,"date":"2008-01-12T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-12T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=257"},"modified":"2008-01-12T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-12T21:00:00","slug":"duhrections","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Duhrections"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.,<\/em> A set of product instructions, or a warning label, which is so obviously self-evident that it should be completely unnecessary. <em>v. tr.,<\/em> To provide unneeded directions, advice and\/or warnings.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/warning.gif\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duhrections<\/strong>:  \/<em>duh-rec-shuns<\/em>\/ I can&#8217;t get this pen to write, without looking at the duhrections. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  um&#8230; duh? <em>Created by:<\/em> zebrahdh.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Duhrections:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=libertybelle\">libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-08: 08:41:00<\/em><br \/>\na word so good i can&#8217;t even come up with anything right now &#8211; i&#8217;m infected by your word!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-08: 12:08:00<\/em><br \/>\ngreat<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=bananabender\">bananabender<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-08: 18:56:00<\/em><br \/>\nToo good!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Tigger\">Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-09: 20:28:00<\/em><br \/>\nOh, this one&#8217;s perfect!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-11: 14:06:00<\/em><br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s the way duh like it!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Stuplicit<\/strong>:  \/<em>stu-plic-it<\/em>\/ The warning label on the glass bottle was completely stuplicit; &#8220;Do not eat the bottle&#8221;. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  stupid + explicit <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Idiotag<\/strong>:  \/<em>ih-dee-oh-tahg<\/em>\/ Marie was rolling on the ground laughing after seeing this idiotag on a pack of matches: &#8220;Danger &#8211; Fire Kills Children&#8221;. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  idiot &#8211; A common term for a person of low general intelligence and tag &#8211; A small label. <em>Created by:<\/em> Kazizzle.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Idiotag:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-09: 03:52:00<\/em><br \/>\nGood word!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=silveryaspen\">silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-01-11: 14:08:00<\/em><br \/>\nGonna use this word a lot!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Nobvious<\/strong>:  \/<em>nob-vee-us<\/em>\/ Ha ha how nobvious is that!! &#8220;Not for use by idiots&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  obvious + nob (silly person) <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=warning\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=warning<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Verbotomy\">Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2008-01-08: 00:01:00<\/em><br \/>\nToday&#8217;s definition was suggested by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=yellowbird\"><strong>yellowbird<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you yellowbird. ~ James<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2008-01-09: 03:47:00<\/em><br \/>\nGreat word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n., A set of product instructions, or a warning label, which is so obviously self-evident that it should be completely unnecessary. v. tr., To provide unneeded directions, advice and\/or warnings. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Duhrections: \/duh-rec-shuns\/ I can&#8217;t get this pen to write, without looking at the duhrections. Etymology: um&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=257\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Duhrections<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}