{"id":263,"date":"2008-01-24T18:16:47","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T22:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=263"},"modified":"2008-01-24T18:16:47","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T22:16:47","slug":"harasshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"Harasshole"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.,<\/em> To share your feelings with a customer service representative by using a perceived product deficiency to express your own sense of inadequacy and\/or deep seated rage against the world. n.,<\/em> An irritating or annoying customer.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Harasshole<\/strong>: \/-hah-ras-hohl-<\/em>\/ Oscar had plenty of cars he needed to work on today, but for twenty minutes now he’d been stuck listening to some harasshole complain that the forty thousand mile warranty on his wife’s car tires ‘under normal driving conditions’ should cover her repeatedly running over curbs, because, he claimed, that’s how she normally drives. Etymology:<\/em> harass – to torment, as with troubles or cares; pester; persecute (Middle French, harasser “to harry”) + asshole – a stupid, mean, or contemptible person, [or a donkey’s poopchute, perhaps?] (Origin: 1350\u00e2\u20ac\u201c1400; Middle English, arshole “anus”) Created by:<\/em> Tigger.<\/p>\n

Comments on Harasshole:<\/strong><\/p>\n

bananabender<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-16: 05:50:00<\/em>
\nHow funny!!! I can’t stop laughing! Love the word, sentence and the description. Good one!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-16: 10:45:00<\/em>
\ngreat word<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-16: 16:23:00<\/em>
\nFunny and a great word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Crusstomer<\/strong>: \/cruss-tum-ur<\/em>\/ All clerks manning the crusstomer service counters should be equipped with IPODS playing soothing music with positive reinforcement lyrics. Etymology:<\/em> customer + crusty (irritable) + cuss (slang for curse) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Crusstomer:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-16: 16:21:00<\/em>
\nMaybe if they listen to the soft rock of “Bread” they won’t be so crusty! Another great word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bullygoat<\/strong>: \/bul – li – gote<\/em>\/ He ranted and raved about the “faulty” nose-hair clippers, complaining that no matter how many times he used them his hair kept growing back. He’s such a bullygoat! Etymology:<\/em> Bull**** – nonsense, humbug \/ bully – a tyrannical blustering ruffian \/ goat – “get on one’s goat” (coll) to annoy, also “act the goat” (coll) to behave foolishly Created by:<\/em> bananabender.<\/p>\n

Comments on Bullygoat:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-16: 08:03:00<\/em>
\n“Damn Ram” said Nannygoat, “but I love that old Bullygoat! Clever!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-16: 16:27:00<\/em>
\nI like it! Seems to me that he very caprickious!<\/p>\n

Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-16: 21:02:00<\/em>
\nHey, that’s it. That’s what the guy in the picture kinda’ looks like \u00e2\u20ac\u201d a bleating goat!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Creepsumer<\/strong>: \/creep-zoom-er<\/em>\/ The worst job at Sears is the product return desk which attracts one creepsumer after another. Etymology:<\/em> creep + consumer Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-01-16: 01:08:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by remistram<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you remistram. ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. tr., To share your feelings with a customer service representative by using a perceived product deficiency to express your own sense of inadequacy and\/or deep seated rage against the world. n., An irritating or annoying customer. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Harasshole: \/-hah-ras-hohl-\/ Oscar had plenty of cars he needed … Continue reading Harasshole<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}