{"id":264,"date":"2008-01-27T14:45:11","date_gmt":"2008-01-27T18:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=264"},"modified":"2008-01-27T14:45:11","modified_gmt":"2008-01-27T18:45:11","slug":"survoyllance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"Survoyllance"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.,<\/em> To methodically read the magazines dedicated to the opposite sex in an effort to sensitize yourself to, and learn how to manipulate, their needs and aspirations. n.,<\/em> A person who studies gender differences in order to exploit them.<\/p>\n

\"Wow!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Survoyllance<\/strong>: \/-sur*voy*llance-<\/em>\/ This was Fred’s first covert operation, women had always been a mystery to him and Mindy was no exception, but he’d be damned if Vouge didnt have the answers. Etymology:<\/em> Surveillance: Close observation of a person or group, especially one under suspicion. And voyeur: however slightly less perverted and more a healthy interest in the opposite sex. Created by:<\/em> Nimbulan.<\/p>\n

Comments on Survoyllance:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 09:01:00<\/em>
\nExcellent!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 22:27:00<\/em>
\nGood word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Studdy<\/strong>: \/stuh dee<\/em>\/ His studdy made him an expert on feng shui, the g spot, the enneagram, the GI diet and many other topics. Etymology:<\/em> stud, study Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Comments on Studdy:<\/strong><\/p>\n

bananabender<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 09:36:00<\/em>
\nI guess he’s a Bachelor then! Great word!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 11:38:00<\/em>
\nso simple yet so good<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 22:26:00<\/em>
\nYep. I agree. Very good!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Crossmopolitan<\/strong>: \/cross-moe-pall-i-tan<\/em>\/ Dick was a hardened crossmopolitan. He kept the latest issues of Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Allure in a stack under his bed to get the ladies in the mood. Etymology:<\/em> cross ( as in crossing over) + Cosmopolitan (magazine) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Crossmopolitan:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 22:29:00<\/em>
\nNice word!<\/p>\n

bananabender<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 22:37:00<\/em>
\nclever combination!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Cleowulf<\/strong>: \/klee-OH-woo..lf<\/em>\/ Whilst on his way to see the movie “Beowulf”, Bob was bedazzled by a beautiful blonde reading “Cleo” magazine. Later on, that evening, when asked by Roxie the name of the movie he had seen, he replied – “Cleowulf!” Etymology:<\/em> CLEO: Magazine for women featuring the latest in fashion, beauty, love sex, fitness etc & WOLF (or better, its OE variant WULF): a man who is agressive in making amorous advances to women. Sorta, try to imagine, Beowulf wooing Cleopatra! Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

Comments on Cleowulf:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dougalistic<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 05:18:00<\/em>
\nYou watch too many movies lol. Good word!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-17: 11:35:00<\/em>
\ngreat word ozzie<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=magazine<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-01-17: 01:32:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by OZZIEBOB<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you OZZIEBOB. ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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