{"id":268,"date":"2008-02-01T09:34:07","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T13:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=268"},"modified":"2008-02-01T09:34:07","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T13:34:07","slug":"websturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"Websturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.,<\/em> To look up your own name on a search engine. n.,<\/em> The practice of using a search engine as a tool for self-realization, or perhaps just self-gratification, by repeatedly searching for information about yourself.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Websturbation<\/strong>: \/web-stir-BAY-shun<\/em>\/ Nothing beats sitting back in a big office chair and indulging in some serious websturbation now and again. Etymology:<\/em> From Web and Masturabation cleverly melded together in a seamless fashion. Created by:<\/em> sharktrager.<\/p>\n

Comments on Websturbation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

scrink<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 09:43:00<\/em>
\nLol. Flippin’ hilarious!<\/p>\n

scrabbelicious<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 11:14:00<\/em>
\nYES! YES!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 17:52:00<\/em>
\nYikes! What were you thinking?<\/p>\n

Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-24: 02:03:00<\/em>
\nEscuse me, waitress? I’ll have whatever scrabbelicious is having… Good word \u00e2\u20ac\u201d very, uh, stimulating.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Egotistigoogle<\/strong>: \/ee – go – TIS – tuh – googl<\/em>\/ Seth was such an egomaniac he spent much of his surfing effort egotistigoogling hoping to find that he was being discussed favorably on the net. Etymology:<\/em> Egotistical + google searching Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Comments on Egotistigoogle:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 04:57:00<\/em>
\nexcellent! you’ll be seeing a lot more of yourself in future!<\/p>\n

Dougalistic<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 07:22:00<\/em>
\nlol, cool word! 8)<\/p>\n

scrabbelicious<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 11:20:00<\/em>
\nFunny Galway man. Who’d a thunk it!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 15:59:00<\/em>
\nGood word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Autoeeroticism<\/strong>: \/aw toe eee rot iss izm<\/em>\/ His autoeeroticism cost him two jobs, three marriages and approximately eight mousemats a year Etymology:<\/em> autoeroticism, ee as in e as in electronic Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Comments on Autoeeroticism:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 07:59:00<\/em>
\nExcellent word. Marriages and jobs are one thing, but losing those mousemats is a devastating and traumatic experience. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 12:56:00<\/em>
\nvery punny<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 18:00:00<\/em>
\nFun pronounciation and creation!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Selfgooglefication<\/strong>: \/self-googl-fi-cay-shun<\/em>\/ It gave him such selfgooglefication to google himself on the internet that he developed a google giggle and sore fingertips. Etymology:<\/em> self-gratification + google Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Selfgooglefication:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 15:59:00<\/em>
\nNice word!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-23: 17:55:00<\/em>
\nIs that like a baby giggle … goo goo ??? Delightful sentence!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=googling<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-01-23: 00:30:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by yellowbird<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you yellowbird. ~ James<\/p>\n

yellowbird<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-01-23: 12:32:00<\/em>
\nI had to suggest this one, since it’s impossible to say ‘He googled himself.” with a straight face. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

bananabender<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-01-23: 18:56:00<\/em>
\nGreat words to-day folks! Another fun day!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. intr., To look up your own name on a search engine. n., The practice of using a search engine as a tool for self-realization, or perhaps just self-gratification, by repeatedly searching for information about yourself. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Websturbation: \/web-stir-BAY-shun\/ Nothing beats sitting back in a big office … Continue reading Websturbation<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}