{"id":274,"date":"2008-02-10T14:54:07","date_gmt":"2008-02-10T19:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=274"},"modified":"2008-02-10T14:54:07","modified_gmt":"2008-02-10T19:54:07","slug":"eepissle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"Eepissle"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.,<\/em> To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n.,<\/em> An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions — thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.<\/p>\n

\"What<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Eepissle<\/strong>: \/eee piss ill<\/em>\/ his eepissles had cost him three jobs, two wives and custody of three rather fetching goats. Etymology:<\/em> epistle e-mail, pissed Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Comments on Eepissle:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Maxine<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 07:33:00<\/em>
\nNiiice.<\/p>\n

ErWenn<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 09:33:00<\/em>
\nCute.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 11:24:00<\/em>
\nyou are so funny<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 22:28:00<\/em>
\ngreat sentence; nice word! Hope he didn’t become the but of everyone jokes!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 23:22:00<\/em>
\nletter perfect, galwaywegian!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Etoxigram<\/strong>: \/EE-tok-si-gram. The word would appear in print as E-toxigram.<\/em>\/ Upon reading the first words of the etoxigram, Bob’s boss realized that Bob was cybersloshed again. It read, ” i hdd a f-ewe shotz @ MOZZZ, bhuut iM nut P155’d or brit schlitzy. N E. whey iV phound “42” inn th’ i’z ov MY K9 M8***** saulz a A bitt p2C2@E === C u L8rrr\/\/\/>. Etymology:<\/em> E- from email; TOXI from intoxicate & GRAM: a “written” message sent by email. “42” : the answer to life, and everything. (Hitchiker’s Guide) P2C2E: a process too complicated to explain. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

Comments on Etoxigram:<\/strong><\/p>\n

chaiandallthatjazz<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 10:42:00<\/em>
\ngreat word!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 11:51:00<\/em>
\nUnique creation of drunken web abbreviations …great sentence!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 12:02:00<\/em>
\neven your slurry sentences are entertaining – great word<\/p>\n

Stevenson0<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 23:21:00<\/em>
\nA most creative sentence to go with your brilliant word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Tequimail<\/strong>: \/-t\u00c9\u2122\u00cb\u02c6ki\u00cb\u0152meil-<\/em>\/ Tequimail is the most dangerous of all forms of drunken internet usage: not quite as incoherently dismissible as bourblogging, more damagingly personal than margareplies, easier to slip into than mai typos, and more common than champosting. Etymology:<\/em> from tequila + e-mail Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/p>\n

Comments on Tequimail:<\/strong><\/p>\n

sean30<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 15:17:00<\/em>
\nSo true, the most dangerous of all usage forms.<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 11:58:00<\/em>
\nGreat liquor-upped verboticisms all through your sentence!<\/p>\n

libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 14:22:00<\/em>
\nTerrific words! I think bourblogging is my favorite though!!<\/p>\n

ErWenn<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 21:53:00<\/em>
\nPersonally, I’m a fan of “mai typo”.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 23:13:00<\/em>
\nVery E-sloshed; nice word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Tipsymail<\/strong>: \/-tip-see-mayl-<\/em>\/ Our senior co-worker, Frank, would enjoy himself at Happy Hour at the bar next door to the office, but then he’d sometimes return to work, and tipsymail the group about next week’s assignments. It’s hard to believe that someone can ‘slur’ in e-mail like that… Etymology:<\/em> tipsy – slightly intoxicated or drunk (from Middle English, typen “to upset, overturn”) + e-mail (short for electronic mail \u00e2\u20ac\u201d but of course, you already knew that.) Created by:<\/em> Tigger.<\/p>\n

Comments on Tipsymail:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-01-31: 11:39:00<\/em>
\nLast sentence really cracked me up!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=blurp<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-01-31: 01:50:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by Nosila<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you Nosila. ~ James<\/p>\n

Dougalistic<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-01-31: 04:25:00<\/em>
\n3 people came up with the word inebriated.. Hmm I sense a conspiricy theory here! Haha.<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-01-31: 07:44:00<\/em>
\nMaybe we’re all drinking from the same bottle. ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. tr., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions — thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Eepissle: \/eee piss ill\/ his eepissles … Continue reading Eepissle<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}