{"id":282,"date":"2008-02-19T15:56:24","date_gmt":"2008-02-19T20:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=282"},"modified":"2008-02-19T15:56:24","modified_gmt":"2008-02-19T20:56:24","slug":"smuttony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"Smuttony"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v. intr.,<\/em> To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.<\/p>\n

\"Look<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Smuttony<\/strong>: \/Smutt-on-eee<\/em>\/ Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony! Etymology:<\/em> Smut or smutty – Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony – To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy. Created by:<\/em> Dougalistic.<\/p>\n

Comments on Smuttony:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metro1<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00<\/em>
\nThis must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00<\/em>
\nSexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00<\/em>
\nGreat word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Euphemaster<\/strong>: \/yoo-fim-mass-tur<\/em>\/ Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he’d get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party’s throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort. Etymology:<\/em> euphemism – substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master – at the top of one’s profession; innuendo – a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt – a stupid person Created by:<\/em> Banky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Euphemaster:<\/strong><\/p>\n

ErWenn<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00<\/em>
\nSublime!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00<\/em>
\npretty steamy stuff<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00<\/em>
\nYou sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow!<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00<\/em>
\nLove inuendolt, and the sentence!<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00<\/em>
\nI have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Conversextionalist<\/strong>: \/conver-sex-shun-a-list<\/em>\/ Dick is such a conversextionalist that he invites people to visit him just so he can take them to see the CN Tower and the Skydome. He likes to point out their sizeable attributes. Etymology:<\/em> conversationalist + sex Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Conversextionalist:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 07:52:00<\/em>
\ngood one!<\/p>\n

ErWenn<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00<\/em>
\nExcellent!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00<\/em>
\nSizable tributes to you! Fantastic sentence and verboticism!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 15:53:00<\/em>
\nGreat word and easy to say.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Manfreuday<\/strong>: \/mann froy dae<\/em>\/ He was such a manfreuday, always making the waitresses on the ship feel like cruise ho’s Etymology:<\/em> man friday as in robinson cruise ho, freud as in ziggy. Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Comments on Manfreuday:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 09:30:00<\/em>
\nperhaps he was a cross dresser and liked to rompinsome cruise hose<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 11:26:00<\/em>
\nTerrific puns! Great verboticism!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-02-12: 15:56:00<\/em>
\nCreative and funny!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=stiff<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-12: 01:31:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by Tigger<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you Tigger. ~ James<\/p>\n

Tigger<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-12: 02:09:00<\/em>
\nThis cartoon is hilarious!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-12: 05:56:00<\/em>
\nvery well laid out<\/p>\n

Banky<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-12: 08:44:00<\/em>
\nYou’re well endowed with artistic talent.<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-12: 11:44:00<\/em>
\nThank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-12: 13:21:00<\/em>
\nSextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-12: 13:26:00<\/em>
\nTo all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You’ve all got me thinking you have great sex lives!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-12: 23:03:00<\/em>
\nGood idea, Tigger…hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James…well, it is to die for…<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-02-13: 00:35:00<\/em>
\nWell, I’m glad it didn’t die on the page. Thanks! ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v. intr., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Smuttony: \/Smutt-on-eee\/ Linda was obsessed … Continue reading Smuttony<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}