{"id":307,"date":"2008-03-25T22:08:08","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T03:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=307"},"modified":"2008-03-25T22:08:08","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T03:08:08","slug":"broodawakening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"Broodawakening"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.<\/em> To be woken up by a child or pet who is quietly but intently staring at you from the edge of your bed. n.<\/em> A creepy silent stare that is so intense that it pierces sleep.<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Broodawakening<\/strong>: \/brood-ah-way-kun-ing<\/em>\/ Living with two dogs, a cat, and three kids, Sherry was generally roused each morning by a broodawakening, gazing intently at her and hungry for breakfast. Etymology:<\/em> brood (both offspring and to meditate with morbid persistence), rude awakening Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/p>\n

Comments on Broodawakening:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 10:28:00<\/em>
\nStartling darlings … Outstanding!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 14:49:00<\/em>
\non a roll<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-19: 16:31:00<\/em>
\nExcellent.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pillowstalk<\/strong>: \/pil-oh-stork<\/em>\/ i woke abruptly, feeling certain that Mr Kittikins was pillowstalking me with cat like determination. Etymology:<\/em> pillow, stalk, pillow talk Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n

Comments on Pillowstalk:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 08:32:00<\/em>
\nyou had that strange feeline too?<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 14:49:00<\/em>
\nvery nice<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 14:50:00<\/em>
\nI go out stalking, after midnight, out in the moonlight… Great word!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 16:36:00<\/em>
\nGood word!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 18:51:00<\/em>
\nstalking is a very good word to describe cats! Well done!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Extrasensorypetception<\/strong>: \/x-tra-sen-sorry-pet-cep-shun<\/em>\/ We gave up using an alarm clock long ago because of our cat’s extrasensorypetception. His ESP can drag us out of the deepest dreams. Etymology:<\/em> extra sensory perception (ESP) + pet Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Extrasensorypetception:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 10:22:00<\/em>
\nESPied! Excellent!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 16:22:00<\/em>
\nExtraceptional!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 19:51:00<\/em>
\nESPecially E.S.P. – Entertaining, Succinct and Plausible!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hipponoteyes<\/strong>: \/hip-oh-not-ize<\/em>\/ People thought I was crazy to have a pet hippo but, with training, he was able to hipponoteyes me to get me up and out for my daily run. Etymology:<\/em> hippo + hypnotize + eyes Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Comments on Hipponoteyes:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 10:19:00<\/em>
\nFar out!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-18: 16:31:00<\/em>
\nReminds me of the song: “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy” Good word.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=stare<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-03-18: 00:01:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by banky<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you banky. ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. intr. To be woken up by a child or pet who is quietly but intently staring at you from the edge of your bed. n. A creepy silent stare that is so intense that it pierces sleep. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Broodawakening: \/brood-ah-way-kun-ing\/ Living with two dogs, a cat, … Continue reading Broodawakening<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}