{"id":315,"date":"2008-04-05T23:16:59","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T04:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=315"},"modified":"2008-04-05T23:16:59","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T04:16:59","slug":"faunetical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=315","title":{"rendered":"Faunetical"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who has the highly developed ability to communicate on direct level with any type of animal, except for human beings. v.<\/em> To talk to animals because you know that communicating with people is useless.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Faunetical<\/strong>: \/fawn-eh-tic-al<\/em>\/ Josie was highly faunetical and could use her grasp of faunics to communicate with fauna all over the world. Etymology:<\/em> phonetic + fauna Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Faunetical:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Stevenson0<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 07:00:00<\/em>
\nJosie is obviously a highly talented human willing and able to faunacate with all animals. Another brilliant word!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 08:57:00<\/em>
\nShe is particularly faund of farm animals, especially Mr. Ed because of his large……..vocabulary.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 23:30:00<\/em>
\nExcellent: great use of “fauna”. Is she the same Josie of “Josie and the Pussycats” fame? I guess she spoke to them in “Catalan ” What a faunabulary!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Arkticulate<\/strong>: \/ark tik you late<\/em>\/ Fauna could arkticulate with any kind of animal on the planet. She had a rare gift that allowed her to speak and be understood by each creature in their native tongue.
\nShe could hawk-talk;yakity-yak;elephant-rant;utter-otter;giraffe-gaffe;fish-dish;talk turkey;rattler-tattler;shark-bark;rabbit-on;horse-discourse and goat-quote.
\nShe was fluent in flamingo-lingo & dingo-lingo;fox-talks & ox-talks;cat-chat & rat-chat;ram-jam & lamb-jam;seal-spiel & eel-spiel;hog-blog & dog-blog;lynx-thinks;gander-slander;worm-term;panda-memoranda and leech-speech.
\nShe could also speak legal-beagle;bird-word;spout-trout;jaw-macaw;slang-orangutang;fawn-phonetics;gibbons-gibber;rhino-rhetoric;ass-sass;bear-criticism and pelican-brief.
\nShe had a built-in critter transmitter. She knew American Swine language and was considered fly-lingual. Yes, Fauna deerly loved all creatures but one: people. They were the real beasts! Etymology:<\/em> ark (as in Noah’s Ark, where there were 2 of every every kind of animal on Earth) & articulate (speak, pronounce, or utter in a certain way or put into words or an expression) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Comments on Arkticulate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

stache<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 01:44:00<\/em>
\nWhoo hoo! Your sentence is laugh-out-loud funny. ‘bear-criticism and pelican- brief.’ Love it. how about knowing the worm terms and the ant rants? can’t leave out the lesser among us, now, can we?<\/p>\n

stache<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 01:46:00<\/em>
\njeez-you amended before I could post my comment and beat me to one of ’em!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 01:50:00<\/em>
\nsorry, stache, as soon as I go to end it,I think of another. Make the animal voices stop!<\/p>\n

petaj<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 07:40:00<\/em>
\nfunky-glibbon, gosshawk-gossip, cricket-critique, crow-crow, raven-on, – fun stuff, got my vote.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 11:26:00<\/em>
\ngreat word<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 23:58:00<\/em>
\nCheers, mates…After I signed off, they kept popping in my head: wombat-chat;moose-juice; and many other terns of phrases!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-01: 20:40:00<\/em>
\nMissed this one completely:great word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Assisiate<\/strong>: \/a-see-see-ate<\/em>\/ Jonathan was in sync with all varities of animals and able to assisiate with them at will. Etymology:<\/em> St Frances of Assisi (who could communicate with animals) + associate Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Comments on Assisiate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 11:08:00<\/em>
\nnice twist<\/p>\n

stache<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 12:41:00<\/em>
\nI hadn’t a clue until I read your etymology. Very nice.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 23:36:00<\/em>
\nHard for me not to vote for this one. Great minds, and all that stuff!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Confido<\/strong>: \/kun-FI-doh<\/em>\/ Poor purpleartichokes. Having had only 4 hours sleep the night before, nobody could understand the malformed sentences and willy-nilly thoughts she tried to convey. She couldn’t wait to go home and confido with Ernie. He always understood her. Etymology:<\/em> confide, fido<\/p>\n

My word is already found by verboogle, however, it is an herbal medicine for male …er… problems. Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/p>\n

Comments on Confido:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 11:22:00<\/em>
\nbark bark purple – yap yap ruff ruff ruff? (please respond with an appropriate response)<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 11:59:00<\/em>
\nYAAAWWWWWNN!! Grrrrrrrumph. Lick, lick, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.<\/p>\n

stache<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 12:44:00<\/em>
\nWhat a funny, fun word.<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-03-28: 23:03:00<\/em>
\nPurple..love your word! Sounds like an Irish drinking song refrain: Confido diddle-ee-ido-daiday! But I guess we should consider your word in Ernest…! Cheers<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=duck<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a><\/p>\n

the create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-03-28: 00:01:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s definition was suggested by leechdude<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you leechdude. ~ James<\/p>\n

stache<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-03-28: 01:36:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Great ‘toon, as usual. Thanks for the def, too, leechdude.<\/p>\n

stache<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-03-28: 17:48:00<\/em><\/p>\n

thanks, JW.<\/p>\n

stache<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-03-28: 17:50:00<\/em><\/p>\n

oops. wrong box.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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