{"id":32,"date":"2007-04-05T23:59:46","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T03:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=32"},"modified":"2007-04-09T11:48:18","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T15:48:18","slug":"sure-id-love-to-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Sure, I’d love to talk…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A person who immediately answers all cell phone calls, then chats on and on, leaving the people they’re with, hanging.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Cellfish<\/strong>: \/sell-fish<\/em>\/ When he started taking calls from telemarketers during intimate moments, I realized that he wasn’t that into me and was really quite cellfish. Etymology:<\/em> cell phone, selfish Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Cellout<\/strong>: \/cell-out<\/em>\/ Brian’s rudeness was abounding. Whenever he got a call, he would cellout, totally ignoring the person he was with. Cellout behaviour is the twenty-first century’s virtual slap in the face. Cellout is uncivil, uncultured, boorish, tasteless, insensitive, disrespectful, ill-mannered, loutish, discourteous and just damn plain rude and impolite. Etymology:<\/em> cell + sell out Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Cellphcentered<\/strong>: \/self-sen-turd<\/em>\/ Jack was so cellphcentered that he had his cell phone surgically attached to his ear Etymology:<\/em> cell phone + self centered ( really implies cell phone centered) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Ringslave<\/strong>: \/-\u00cb\u02c6\u00c9\u00b9\u00c9\u00aa\u00c5\u2039sle\u00c9\u00aav-<\/em>\/ I worry about becoming a ringslave because I do answer the phone almost immediately every time it rings, but I think my humanity may be saved by the fact that I seem incapable of carrying on a conversation that lasts more than 30 seconds over the phone. Etymology:<\/em> From ring + slave Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: A person who immediately answers all cell phone calls, then chats on and on, leaving the people they’re with, hanging. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Cellfish: \/sell-fish\/ When he started taking calls from telemarketers during intimate moments, I realized that he wasn’t that into me and was really quite cellfish. Etymology: … Continue reading Sure, I’d love to talk…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}