{"id":33,"date":"2007-04-08T11:58:39","date_gmt":"2007-04-08T15:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2007-04-09T11:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T15:47:00","slug":"verbotoweek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Verbotoweek: The week in review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a wildly creative week where our players&#8217; imaginations were pushed from <a href=\"\/verboticisms.php?jid=cry\">forgotten birthdays<\/a> (James&#8217;s personal foley) to <a href=\"\/verboticisms.php?jid=tv\">virtual brain death<\/a> thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=catgrin\">catgrin&#8217;s<\/a> TV\/DVD obsessions. I must admit I was completely <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5923&amp;definition_id=136\">flintstoned<\/a>  and suffered from painful <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5922&amp;definition_id=136\">gomerpiles<\/a> while watching <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=rikboyee\">rikboyee<\/a> quickly dumbfound the competition with his clever <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5952&amp;definition_id=137\">retortise<\/a>.  And I almost went <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5993&amp;definition_id=138\">mimeopathic<\/a> seeing that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5997&amp;definition_id=138\">twinch<\/a> was overlooked, or undervoted, by our team of expert verbotomists. The winner of the week, <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6003&amp;definition_id=139\">cellfish<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=purpleartichokes\">purpleartichokes<\/a>, finished on top with a strong lead, despite the fact the it must have been subject to some vote splitting thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=ziggy41\">Ziggy41&#8217;s<\/a> equally clever, and phonetically matched, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6019&amp;definition_id=139\">celfish<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Here are the top five words for the week of April 2 &#8211; April 8, 2007.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6003&amp;definition_id=139\">cellfish<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5911&amp;definition_id=136\">episodomy<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5958&amp;definition_id=137\">retalilate<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5952&amp;definition_id=137\">retortoise<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5908&amp;definition_id=136\">schizoscreenia<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><strong> Top snippers, snippets and snibblers<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Of course, the most fun is often reading the clever reparteasies that often occur between players as they play for verbal oneupmanship. Here are a few of my favorite snippletts&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bulletchewer ranting on <a href=\"http:\/\/\" title=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=5979&amp;definition_id=138\">Olsenation <\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Bulletchewer\"><strong>Bulletchewer<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-04: 14:33:00<\/em><br \/>\n*mimicked And is &#8220;annoying&#8221; a new euphemism for &#8220;hot&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\"><strong>Jabberwocky<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-05: 08:57:00<\/em><br \/>\nYikes!! Bulletchewer has a crush on the Olsens<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And of course <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=purpleartichokes\">purpleartichokes&#8217;<\/a> brilliant word, &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6032&amp;definition_id=140\">thinket<\/a>&#8220;, inspired lots of conversation&#8230; It seem that thinkets or, or as <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Bulletchewer\">bulletchewer<\/a> calls them &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6040&amp;definition_id=140\">thoughtdiscounts<\/a>&#8220;, are an ever present phemnomen that prove that while the thought may count for something, it does not count for enough. (Attention all males, this is a wake-up call!)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I might actually use this one in real life. &#8211; <em> <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=iwasatripwire\">iwasatripwire<\/a>, 2007-04-06: 13:59:00<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Can the sympoms of doghousen syndrome be eased by the sufferer sleeping on the sofa, or indeed in the doghouse? &#8211; <em> <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Bulletchewer\">Bulletchewer<\/a>, 2007-04-06: 15:20:00<\/em><\/p>\n<p>*symptoms &#8211; <em> <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Bulletchewer\">Bulletchewer<\/a>, 2007-04-06: 15:20:00<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I like sympoms better. Pays homage to The Simpsons and celebrates this dohccasion. And &#8220;The Couch&#8221; brings back such bad memories for my boyfriend that he&#8217;d prefer to sleep on my f.u.ton. &#8211; <em> <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=purpleartichokes\">purpleartichokes<\/a>, 2007-04-06: 18:30:00<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ignore his f.u.tile excuses. Tell him you want your birthday celebelated. &#8211; <em> <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=petaj\">petaj<\/a>, 2007-04-06: 19:57:00<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oooo, celebelate is a GREAT word!   &#8211; <em> <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=purpleartichokes\">purpleartichokes<\/a>, 2007-04-07: 06:03:00<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>One can only hope that our poor <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Verbotomy\">James<\/a>,  who confessed while trying to deny it, that this definition reflected his own personal <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6035&amp;definition_id=140\">dissendowment<\/a>, was not completely <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6037&amp;definition_id=140\">celeberated<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We are  eagerly watching the results this week to see who will win the blessing of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=29\">Daniel Pink<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Your humble observer,<\/p>\n<p><em>Weeklink<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a wildly creative week where our players&#8217; imaginations were pushed from forgotten birthdays (James&#8217;s personal foley) to virtual brain death thanks to catgrin&#8217;s TV\/DVD obsessions. I must admit I was completely flintstoned and suffered from painful gomerpiles while watching rikboyee quickly dumbfound the competition with his clever retortise. And I almost went mimeopathic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=33\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Verbotoweek: The week in review<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}