{"id":330,"date":"2008-04-24T17:28:02","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T22:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=330"},"modified":"2008-04-24T17:15:03","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T22:15:03","slug":"conflatulation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=330","title":{"rendered":"Conflatulation"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To apologize for a belch or the passing of gas even though it is patently obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n.<\/em> A person who inflicts such behavior on those around him.<\/p>\n

\"Please<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Conflatulation<\/strong>: \/con – flat – yew – LAY – shun<\/em>\/ Sergio’s conflatulation was a mock apology that sounded more like self aggrandizement, a fact the self-satisfied smirk he wore substantiated. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of congratulation and flatulence Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Conflatulation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

arrrteest<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-17: 07:26:00<\/em>
wish I thought of that one! Great!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-17: 08:41:00<\/em>
Sergio and Jamie should sit beside one another and duel it out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gasbrag<\/strong>: \/gas-brag<\/em>\/ Jamie was such a gasbrag that he sniffed the air appreciatively after an eruption. Etymology:<\/em> gas bag + brag Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Gasbrag:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00<\/em>
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word!<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00<\/em>
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Inscentsere<\/strong>: \/in-sent-seer<\/em>\/ Gene leaned a little to the left…phssst, a little to the right . . . vbfffft. “Oh, sorry, where did that come from?” He shot a look of feigned embarrassment to his sister as he smiled. “You’re so inscentsere. You don’t fool anyone, you ass.” Etymology:<\/em> insincere + scent Created by:<\/em> arrrteest.<\/p>\n

Effartery<\/strong>: \/i-fart-ter-y<\/em>\/ The effartery was even more disturbing when he pretended it was just a smelly accident. Etymology:<\/em> effrontery (shameless or impudent boldness; barefaced audacity) + fart Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=burp<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-04-17: 00:01:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s definition was suggested by doseydotes<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James<\/p>\n

Guest<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-04-19: 13:42:00<\/em>
\nNice word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch or the passing of gas even though it is patently obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who inflicts such behavior on those around him. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Conflatulation: \/con – flat – yew – LAY – … Continue reading Conflatulation<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}