{"id":332,"date":"2008-04-26T08:56:28","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T13:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=332"},"modified":"2008-05-01T08:57:53","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T13:57:53","slug":"hoardiculture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=332","title":{"rendered":"Hoardiculture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To compulsively wash and excessively reuse &#8220;disposable items&#8221;, like paper cups, plastic utensils or kleenex tissues. <em>n.<\/em> An obsessive compulsion to reuse disposable items, often combined with a disposal inhibition.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/reuse.gif\" alt=\"Is that toilet paper on your clothesline?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hoardiculture<\/strong>:  \/<em>hord a kul chur<\/em>\/ &#8220;I think you are taking that commercial way too literally, Rita&#8221;, said her neighbour, Bev. &#8220;When they said not to squeeze the Charmin, they did not mean when you washed it and hung it out on the line&#8221;.<br \/>\nRita said, &#8220;You just don&#8217;t understand the basics of hoardiculture, Bev.&#8221;  &#8220;People have to justify their carbon footprint by saving everything they can..the forests, the whales, the water, the environment and Mother Nature, too.&#8221;<br \/>\nBev replied, &#8220;But, Rita, is it really wise to re-use toilet paper with brownish streaks on it?  I mean doesn&#8217;t that spread disease and isn&#8217;t it just plain hard to stop germs from spreading?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, Bev, I call it it hoardiculture, you call it hardiculture&#8230;as she gazed fondly over to her mailbox, proudly showing her name: &#8220;R. Swipe!&#8221;   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Hoard (to save up or never dispose of anything) &#038; culture (a particular society at a particular time and place or the product of cultivating micro-organisms) &#038; horticulture (the cultivation of living organisms) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Hoardiculture:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=pieceof314\">pieceof314<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-04-18: 08:21:00<\/em> <br \/>great word -seems as if it should already been one!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=arrrteest\">arrrteest<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-04-18: 16:22:00<\/em> <br \/>Love it! Fits perfectly!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-04-18: 18:59:00<\/em> <br \/>Great word!  Wish I&#8217;d thought of it first.  <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Recyclivity<\/strong>:  \/<em>re &#8211; syke &#8211; LIV &#8211; uh &#8211; ty<\/em>\/ Belinda&#8217;s propensity for saving and recycling any all all manner of disposable materials had evolved into full blown, out of control recyclivity. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of recycle and proclivity (habitual inclination or tendency) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Recyclivity:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-04-18: 01:21:00<\/em> <br \/>We should all have a proclivity for recyclivity, especially with Earth Day coming on Apr.22 &#8230; good one, Mustang!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Repsycholist<\/strong>:  \/<em>re-sahy-koh-list<\/em>\/ Janice was our neighbourhood repsycholist who not only reclaimed kleenex from the street gutter for her children to use, but also cigarette butts for her husband. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   recyclist + psycho <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Repsycholist:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-04-19: 00:38:00<\/em> <br \/>Good one!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Uberuseabuse<\/strong>:  \/<em>oober-yoos-a-byoos<\/em>\/ The whole family was suffering from Nanna&#8217;s uberuseabuse since it had progressed from crocheting floor rugs from plastic breadbags to soaking bandaids in bleach and then smearing some adhesive on them to re-stick them on the grandkids grazed knees. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  uber (over) + use + abuse (what happens when you force someone to re-use their disposable nappy or bandaid) <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=reuse\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=reuse<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Verbotomy\">Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2008-04-18: 00:01:00<\/em><br \/>\nToday&#8217;s definition was suggested by <a href=\"\/verbotomist.php?user=stache\"><strong>stache<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you stache. ~ James<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To compulsively wash and excessively reuse &#8220;disposable items&#8221;, like paper cups, plastic utensils or kleenex tissues. n. An obsessive compulsion to reuse disposable items, often combined with a disposal inhibition. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hoardiculture: \/hord a kul chur\/ &#8220;I think you are taking that commercial way too literally, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=332\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hoardiculture<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,43,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}