{"id":336,"date":"2008-04-30T09:04:22","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T14:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=336"},"modified":"2008-05-01T09:06:01","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T14:06:01","slug":"faultinator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"Faultinator"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who blames their neighbors, coworkers, and\/or parents for anything and everything that is wrong in the world. v.<\/em> To lay blame on someone for something which is obviously beyond their control and influence. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Faultinator<\/strong>: \/fall tih nay tor<\/em>\/ Janice was a pathological faultinator. She had to blame every single disappointment on someone. “It’s your fault my ice cream is melting, you twit,” she decried. “If you hadn’t stopped to tie your shoe and paid the cashier, he would have handed it me earlier.” Mark just looked on with surprise.
\n“And if you hadn’t rushed my decision, I would have gotten chocolate chip mint instead of pistachio.” “WTF? I didn’t rush you,” Mark relplied. “Yes you did; you were staring at me.” Mark thought about planning his exit strategy. Etymology:<\/em> Fault + inator Created by:<\/em> pieceof314.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Faultinator:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-24: 13:24:00<\/em>
so that’s what happened<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Blaminista<\/strong>: \/Blay-min-eest-ah<\/em>\/ “I bet it’s my fault you have a hangnail,” Jeffry cried out in frustration. According to Christa the Blaminista, he was responsible for all that was wrong with their relationship. Etymology:<\/em> Blaming + ist, agent noun suffix, also used to indicate adherence to a certain doctrine or custom — ista, from Sp. form, popularized in Eng. 1970s by names of Latin-American revolutionary movements.
\n Created by:<\/em> arrrteest.<\/p>\n

Attributt<\/strong>: \/\u00c4\u0081t’r\u00c9\u2122-b\u00c5\u00adt’<\/em>\/ “You’re such an attributt,” Georg whined. Inga had just finished explaining why he was responsible for the rainstorm that soaked them as they dashed from their car to the bistro, and for the lack of nearby parking spots. Etymology:<\/em> ‘attri,’ var. of Atra, trade name for late 20th century shaving device; ‘butt,’ any of several flatfishes, esp. the halibut; literally, ‘attributt’ is ‘to shave one’s halibut.’ Created by:<\/em> stache.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Attributt:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-24: 07:20:00<\/em>
worth a vote for the etymology alone!! <\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-24: 22:13:00<\/em>
What can I say? lol Good word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Culpoholic<\/strong>: \/KUHL-po-hol-ik<\/em>\/ Bob was culpoholic who would smile when things went wrong because he had already thought of someone he could blame it on. Etymology:<\/em> CULPOHOLIC: One who ascribes blame to others excessively & habitually. From Lt, “CULP” ” fault, blame, crime & “OHOLIC” : A pseudo suffix: for one who does something to excess & habitually. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Culpoholic:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-24: 11:45:00<\/em>
great word<\/p>\n

stache<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-04-24: 14:07:00<\/em>
excellent<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=fault<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-04-24: 00:01:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by remistram<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you remistram. ~ James<\/p>\n

Tigger<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-04-24: 02:50:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Too bad ‘blamestorm’ is already in common use…<\/p>\n

Guest<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-04-26: 15:51:00<\/em>
\nhilarious<\/p>\n

Guest<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-04-27: 07:02:00<\/em>
\nHiillarious clinton<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: n. A person who blames their neighbors, coworkers, and\/or parents for anything and everything that is wrong in the world. v. To lay blame on someone for something which is obviously beyond their control and influence. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Faultinator: \/fall tih nay tor\/ Janice was a pathological faultinator. … Continue reading Faultinator<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,43,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}