{"id":34,"date":"2007-04-06T23:59:03","date_gmt":"2007-04-07T03:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=34"},"modified":"2007-04-09T11:47:55","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T15:47:55","slug":"i-cant-believe-you-forgot-my-birthday-whaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"I can’t believe you forgot my birthday! Whaaa!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To remember those special personal events, like your spouse’s birthday, or your wedding anniversary, while nevertheless forgetting to take appropriate action, like getting a gift, or a card, or flowers.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Thinket<\/strong>: \/think-eht<\/em>\/ My husband thought about getting me a trinket for my birthday, but all I ended up getting was a thinket. Perhaps he got fuggitful or forgiftful, because later he got doghousen syndrome. Etymology:<\/em> trinket, think Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Commehmorate<\/strong>: \/com-MEH-more-ate<\/em>\/ Bobby couldn’t wait to get a wonderful present for their six day anniversary but Susan commehmorated it. Etymology:<\/em> commemorate + “meh” (a sound expressing “whatever”) Created by:<\/em> playdohheart.<\/font><\/p>\n

Comissmemorate<\/strong>: \/com-miss-MEM-o-rate<\/em>\/ Benny comissmemorated my birthday this year by organising a special surprise — a beautifully wrapped, yet empty box. Etymology:<\/em> commemorate (to remember a significant event with a ceremony) + miss (to fail -and also the middle of the word omission) + commiserate (sympathize with – what my girlfriends will do when I tell them about Benny the rat) Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

Verbration<\/strong>: \/vur-brey-shuhn<\/em>\/ It was another special occasion when Susie celebrated Joey’s Birthday with a verbration. Verbration is the all talk, no action, giftless celebration. “Besides”, Susie said during her verbration, “it’s the good vibrations that count, not the gift.” Etymology:<\/em> verbalize + celebration Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To remember those special personal events, like your spouse’s birthday, or your wedding anniversary, while nevertheless forgetting to take appropriate action, like getting a gift, or a card, or flowers. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Thinket: \/think-eht\/ My husband thought about getting me a trinket for my birthday, but all I … Continue reading I can’t believe you forgot my birthday! Whaaa!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}