{"id":367,"date":"2008-06-02T23:26:38","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T04:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=367"},"modified":"2008-06-03T23:29:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-04T04:29:59","slug":"carefully-planned-plalibi-saves-blind-dater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=367","title":{"rendered":"Carefully planned plalibi saves blind dater"},"content":{"rendered":"

The thing I love about internet dating…<\/strong> <\/p>\n

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To arrange with a friend to phone you with a “crisis” during a blind date, in case you need to make an emergency exit; n.<\/em> A fake “emergency” phone call that is used to end a blind date.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Palibi<\/strong>: \/pahl ib eye<\/em>\/ The palibi which was provided by her pally’s, palarming phone call came just in time. she saw him reach for the breath freshener out of the corner of her eye as she answered the call. Etymology:<\/em> alibi, pal Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Palibi:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-05-28: 06:31:00<\/em>
I hope she didnt have to pay palimony. Good word.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-05-28: 16:07:00<\/em>
very nice<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-05-28: 21:37:00<\/em>
Good word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dialiverance<\/strong>: \/dial-iver-anse<\/em>\/ “This guy was a creep” thought Gemma. Then the mobile went off. “Hi Lisa…Oh my god, you’re joking…look I’ll be right over!”
\n“I’m really sorry but I’ve got to dash, I’ll ring you, bye!” Thank God for Lisa, she’d kept to the plan and given Gemma dialiverance from this awful blind date. Etymology:<\/em> dial – to make phone call;
\ndeliverance – rescue from danger Created by:<\/em> Rutilus.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Dialiverance:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-05-28: 10:51:00<\/em>
exellent word<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-05-28: 21:36:00<\/em>
Hits it on the head.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dentalcellepathy<\/strong>: \/dent-al-sell-epathy<\/em>\/ Dentists are providing dentalcellepathy for emergency calls. A microchip is implanted in a molar which can activate the emergency number needed to get you out of a scrape. Etymology:<\/em> mental telepathy + dental + cell Created by:<\/em> bookowl.<\/p>\n

Telibi<\/strong>: \/TEL-uh-bahy<\/em>\/ Bob didn’t smell a rat, when Roxie’s phone rang and she told him that she had to break their date and leave immediately, in order to return to her post at the local hospital and care for a patient suffering from bromhidrosis. It was a clever telibi, hatched together with her girlfriend, in case of an emergency, for in the end all they finished up doing was going to a theatre and watching “Lord of the Rings.” Etymology:<\/em> Blend of TEL of telephone & LIBI of alibi, with a homophonic suggestion of bi, bi of goodbye. Alibi: an excuse, esp. to avoid blame or to use to find one’s way out of trouble, work etc. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Telibi:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-05-28: 06:30:00<\/em>
Excellent verboticism…covers the definition very nicely.<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-05-28: 08:27:00<\/em>
Roxie must have been the Ringleader…good word!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-05-28: 10:18:00<\/em>
excellent<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=meating<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

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Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-05-28: 00:00:01<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s definition was suggested by doseydotes<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The thing I love about internet dating… DEFINITION: v. To arrange with a friend to phone you with a “crisis” during a blind date, in case you need to make an emergency exit; n. A fake “emergency” phone call that is used to end a blind date. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) … Continue reading Carefully planned plalibi saves blind dater<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}