{"id":37,"date":"2007-04-11T23:59:16","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T03:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=37"},"modified":"2007-04-16T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2007-04-16T16:00:06","slug":"im-calling-to-tell-you-that-im-doing-my-toes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"I’m calling to tell you that I’m doing my toes"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To compulsively describe, in excruciating detail, the minute events of one’s everyday life as it happens; especially when assisted by modern information technology systems.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Blahg<\/strong>: \/blahhhg<\/em>\/ Stephanie published the smallest details on blog which, in time, became a blahg for its level of minute and pointless detail. Etymology:<\/em> blah + blog Created by:<\/em> jedijawa.<\/font><\/p>\n

Obcell<\/strong>: \/ob-cell<\/em>\/ Jenny would obcell with her best friend. However, with the new all-you-can-talk plan on her phone, Jenny became totally obcelled, letting everyone know everything she did. This obcellsive behavoiur drove her boyfriend to purchase the call display and call block features for his phone. Etymology:<\/em> obsess + obsessed + cell Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Epicdemic<\/strong>: \/epic-dem-ic<\/em>\/ She was stricken by the deadly epicdemic that compelled her to constantly think of herself as the only real person on the planet – everyone else was a fictional prop to her story Etymology:<\/em> epic + epidemic Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Yackberry<\/strong>: \/yak-bair-eee<\/em>\/ Sue is such a yackberry that she felt the need to call and tell me how many licks it was taking to get the the center of her tootsie pop. Etymology:<\/em> yack, blackberry Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To compulsively describe, in excruciating detail, the minute events of one’s everyday life as it happens; especially when assisted by modern information technology systems. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Blahg: \/blahhhg\/ Stephanie published the smallest details on blog which, in time, became a blahg for its level of minute and pointless … Continue reading I’m calling to tell you that I’m doing my toes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[9],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}