{"id":373,"date":"2008-06-10T21:33:45","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T02:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=373"},"modified":"2008-06-11T21:44:45","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T02:44:45","slug":"tigger-compensates-for-lack-of-action-with-a-huge-celibaspree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"Donald compensates for lack of action with a huge celibaspree"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To compensate for lack of love, attention and\/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n.<\/em> An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.<\/p>\n

\"So<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Celibaspree<\/strong>: \/-SEL-uh-buh-spree-<\/em>\/ Donald had now been married for six years \u00e2\u20ac\u201d the ‘honeymoon’ period was long over \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and his wife no longer looked for excuses to spend time with him; quite the opposite, in fact. Having little else to occupy his attention, he spent most of his spare time in the garage restoring his old Mustang. Once he got into it, he found all sorts of extra parts, tools and accessories he could buy for the car. Donald went on a celibaspree, buying new spoilers, chrome valve covers, and new seats for Rose’s birthday… Rose was the name of Donald’s Mustang, not his wife, (he’d been so busy with the car, he’d forgotten his wife’s birthday this year). Etymology:<\/em> Celibacy – abstention from sexual relations (from L. c\u00c3\u00a6libatus “state of being unmarried”) + Spree – a period, spell, or bout of indulgence; e.g. a shopping spree (alteration of Fr. esprit “lively”) Created by:<\/em> Tigger.<\/p>\n

Comments on Celibaspree:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 15:49:00<\/em>
\ngreat word<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 23:37:00<\/em>
\nExcellent.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sexstitute<\/strong>: \/sex-sti-toot<\/em>\/ When Joe and Jenny were having an extended fight and not talking to each other, Joe would sexstitute with the purchase of many big ticket items. Etymology:<\/em> SEXSTITUTE – verb – from SEX + SUBSTITUTE Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Comments on Sexstitute:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 18:36:00<\/em>
\nExcellent!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 19:35:00<\/em>
\ngood one<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 23:47:00<\/em>
\ngood word.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Securitsatiation<\/strong>: \/se-cure-i-ti-say-shee-ay-shun<\/em>\/ Mark’s love life wouldn’t have been fulfilled without the securitisatiation he experienced on a shopping spree. He was grateful for the wide variety of orgasmic produce now available at the local supermarket. Etymology:<\/em> secure (purchase) + satiate (satisfy) + securitization Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Securitsatiation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 19:58:00<\/em>
\ngood word!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 23:46:00<\/em>
\nGood word- experts say one needs security in marriage.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dotcompensate<\/strong>: \/dot com pen sate<\/em>\/ Eddie lived a hermitic existance in a basement bedroom in his parents’ house.
\nHe had no life other than that lived through his best friend, his computer.
\nHe called her Della, because she was a Dell, the romantic fool. Everyday he showered her with things he bought for her on e-bay and amazon and every imagineable shopping website. A fancy mousepad here, a scanner there, software programs to last her a lifetime. In other words, he dotcompensated for the fact that she was the only female who responded to him. Oh sure, sometimes she would freeze up if he had spoken harshly to her or she’d need her hard drive tweaked. To show his affection, he would go straight to a new site and order her something nice to make her happy. Yes, Eddie was one lonely geek, who’s mother ever dispared of becoming a granny! Etymology:<\/em> dot.com (A company whose business is based around a website) & compensate (adjust or make up for;make up for shortcomings or a feeling of inferiority by exaggerating;the act of furnishing an equivalent thing in the place of another) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Comments on Dotcompensate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 05:35:00<\/em>
\nlove it!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-05: 23:42:00<\/em>
\nexcellent around.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=married<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a><\/p>\n

the create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-06-05: 00:00:01<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s definition is inspired by the scene in Sex and the City<\/em> where a sex-starved Samantha fills her Mercedes with boxes from Gucci ~ James<\/p>\n

Guest<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-06-05: 15:25:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Ahaha – I just read this after I created my word…seems like we’re both on the same thought track!!!!<\/p>\n

Guest<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-06-05: 17:30:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes — is it genetic?? Great word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and\/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Celibaspree: \/-SEL-uh-buh-spree-\/ Donald had now been married for six years \u00e2\u20ac\u201d the ‘honeymoon’ period was long over \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and his … Continue reading Donald compensates for lack of action with a huge celibaspree<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}