{"id":381,"date":"2008-06-23T07:39:43","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T12:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=381"},"modified":"2008-06-25T07:48:33","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T12:48:33","slug":"jennys-boyfriend-blocks-her-obcellesive-calls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=381","title":{"rendered":"Jenny’s boyfriend blocks her obcellesive calls"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To compulsively describe, in excruciating detail, the minute events of one’s everyday life as it happens; especially when assisted by modern information technology systems.<\/p>\n

\"I'm<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Obcell<\/strong>: \/ob-cell<\/em>\/ Jenny would obcell with her best friend about every detail of her life. However, with the new all-you-can-talk plan on her phone, Jenny became totally obcelled, letting everyone know everything she did. This obcellesive behavoiur drove Joe, her boyfriend, to purchase the call display and call block features for his phone. Etymology:<\/em> OBCELL – verb – from – TO OBSESS (to dominate the thoughts, feelings, or desires of a person – in this case herself) + CELL ( as in phone) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Comments on Obcell:<\/strong><\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-17: 10:41:00<\/em>
\nHa! Hilarious!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Obsessarrate<\/strong>: \/uhb – SESS – uh – rate<\/em>\/ Having always been a drama queen, Samantha believed that everyone else would find even the tiny details of her daily life intriguing. and she would continually osessarrate at great length with her boyfriend Samson in an effort to get him to promote her drama on his blog. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of obsess – (beset, trouble, or haunt persistently or abnormally) – and narrate – (to relate or recount events, experiences) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Comments on Obsessarrate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-17: 10:37:00<\/em>
\nGood one!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Monotolog<\/strong>: \/moh noh toh logg<\/em>\/ Her monotolog was rudely interrupted by the sound of obvious snoring before she had even got as far as describing her lunch appointment. Etymology:<\/em> monolog monotony Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Comments on Monotolog:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-17: 13:58:00<\/em>
\nanother funny one<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-17: 14:49:00<\/em>
\nGREAT! Simple, funny and concise.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-18: 06:45:00<\/em>
\nGood word.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Manecdotal<\/strong>: \/man-ik-doh-tal<\/em>\/ A manecdotal person never tires of listening to their own accounts of their own life. Etymology:<\/em> manic + anecdotal Created by:<\/em> bookowl.<\/p>\n

Comments on Manecdotal:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-17: 14:28:00<\/em>
\nMANECDOTAL is very good…kind of intuitive and rolloffatistic.<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-17: 18:43:00<\/em>
\nlike it<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-17: 22:52:00<\/em>
\nGood one!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-19: 05:53:00<\/em>
\nExcellent<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=toes<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a><\/p>\n

the create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-06-17: 10:39:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Funny!<\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-06-17: 10:40:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Great! Love it!<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-06-17: 14:25:00<\/em><\/p>\n

MANECDOTAL is very good…kind of intuitive and rolloffatistic.<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-06-17: 14:48:00<\/em><\/p>\n

MONOTOLOG is another classic. Simple yet funny.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: To compulsively describe, in excruciating detail, the minute events of one’s everyday life as it happens; especially when assisted by modern information technology systems. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Obcell: \/ob-cell\/ Jenny would obcell with her best friend about every detail of her life. However, with the new all-you-can-talk plan on … Continue reading Jenny’s boyfriend blocks her obcellesive calls<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,61,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}