{"id":386,"date":"2008-06-28T23:01:38","date_gmt":"2008-06-29T04:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=386"},"modified":"2008-06-29T06:08:09","modified_gmt":"2008-06-29T11:08:09","slug":"leashentious-girlfriend-puts-her-boyfriend-on-a-choker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"Leashentious girlfriend puts her boyfriend on a choker"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A person who wants to monopolize all of someone’s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Leashentious<\/strong>: \/leash-en-shush<\/em>\/ Sally was so leashentious that she bought her boyfriend a special choker that was electronically hooked up to her earrings so that she could monitor his behavior. This way she could prevent him from having illicit leashaisons. Etymology:<\/em> leash + licentious Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Leashentious:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-24: 20:28:00<\/em>
Good one…you need to get them into Walmart for Christmas!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-25: 06:41:00<\/em>
good word;like the story too.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Reindear<\/strong>: \/rayn – deer<\/em>\/ Elizabeth is a veritable reindear, keeping her fianc\u00c3\u00a9, Duke, on a very short leash, seldom letting him out of her sight and dominating most of his time thereby making sure that other women were kept at bay. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of rein (means of controlling) and dear Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Reindear:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-24: 16:13:00<\/em>
like it<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-24: 20:25:00<\/em>
Love it…is she also a care-ibou? You sleigh me!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Domimator<\/strong>: \/dom-i-mate-or<\/em>\/ Because of Jenny’s insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a total domimator. She domimates to the point of completely controlling and smothering Joe, her boyfriend. Etymology:<\/em> DOMIMATOR – noun – from DOMINATOR + MATE Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Domimator:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-24: 08:17:00<\/em>
I think I dated her way back when.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Programouriste<\/strong>: \/proh GRAM-oor-IS-teh<\/em>\/ Roxie was starting to think that a “binary” approach was needed to have Bob’s love 24\/7. Computer savy, she thought that a amicrochip behind the ear might just do the job.(Look how intensely she’s studying his ear) An amonopolist she was; an enthralling programouriste she planned to be. Watch out Bob! Remember today’s science fiction is tomorrow’s reality. Etymology:<\/em> PROGRAM: To train to perform automatically in a desired way; to train to behave in a predetermined way; a systematic plan for the automatic solution of a problem by a computer. AMOUR: love or desire,” from Anglo-Fr. + ISTE: one who practices (the Old French form.) Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Programouriste:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-06-24: 16:12:00<\/em>
very funny<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=why<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

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Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-06-24: 00:01:00<\/em><\/p>\n

Today’s definition was suggested by Kurt Vonnegut<\/strong><\/a> and first appeared in his novel Cat’s Cradle<\/a>.
Thank you Mr. Vonnegut! ~ James<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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