{"id":390,"date":"2008-07-02T22:49:27","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T03:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=390"},"modified":"2008-07-03T12:52:57","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T17:52:57","slug":"insultant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=390","title":{"rendered":"Insultant enjoys working with throngs of douchebags"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A person who insults people for a living.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/insult.gif\" alt=\"Do you really get paid to insult people?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Insultant<\/strong>:  \/<em>in-sull-tant<\/em>\/ Daniel had a difficult time explaining his job as an insultant to the throngs of douchebags who would ask him about it daily. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Insult + consultant <em>Created by:<\/em> Banky.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Insultant:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=lumina\">lumina<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-06-30: 19:10:00<\/em> <br \/>Damn that was a good one!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Tigger\">Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-06-30: 21:49:00<\/em> <br \/>Simple, yet effective.  Good word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Profijeerer<\/strong>:  \/<em>prof-i-jeer-or<\/em>\/ Jenny is a professional profijeerer, who makes her living at celebrity roasts. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  PROFIJEERER &#8211; noun &#8211; from PROFITEER (someone who makes a profit on the sale of difficult to obtain goods) + JEERER (someone who jeers, or mocks, or treats someone with contempt)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Profijeerer:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-06-30: 08:15:00<\/em> <br \/>Like it a lot- fab word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Promiliater<\/strong>:  \/<em>pro &#8211; MIL &#8211; ee &#8211; ait &#8211; er<\/em>\/ Hannah is a vicious promilitater,  caring only for the &#8216;bottom line&#8217; on her pay stub while cheerfully reducing those she targets to a blubbering shamed state. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of professional and humiliate(er) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Donrickles<\/strong>:  \/<em>don-rik-ls<\/em>\/ Elaine heard there was an opening for a donrickles at her neighborhood Y.  It was in the psychology department three nights a week.  All she had to do was show up at the &#8220;Who Stole My Self-Esteem&#8221; meetings and pretty much be herself.  <\/p>\n<p>She decided it was perfect for two reasons.  One, it was part-time and her nights were free, and two, she always considered herself a &#8220;people person.&#8221;  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Don Rickles: Became known as an insult comedian by learning to respond to hecklers. <em>Created by:<\/em> lumina.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Donrickles:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-06-30: 19:52:00<\/em> <br \/>Good word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=insult\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=insult<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=metrohumanx\">metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2008-07-01: 06:17:00<\/em><br \/>\nCONGRATS! INSULTANT is simple yet effective.<br \/>\nI wish i could learn not to use a large word when a diminutive one will do.<br \/>\nEconomy is everything.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A person who insults people for a living. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Insultant: \/in-sull-tant\/ Daniel had a difficult time explaining his job as an insultant to the throngs of douchebags who would ask him about it daily. Etymology: Insult + consultant Created by: Banky. 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