{"id":391,"date":"2008-07-03T09:38:16","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T13:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=391"},"modified":"2008-07-10T08:46:21","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T13:46:21","slug":"mesmerradiate-wow-my-brainwaves-are-melting-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"Mesmerradiate: Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster.<\/p>\n

\"Wow!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Mesmerradiate<\/strong>: \/mez – mur – AID – ee – ait<\/em>\/ Ever the technogeek, Clarence believed if he could mesmerradiate with sufficient concentration that he could actually speed up the cooking process of his microwave. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of mesmerize (to compel by fascination) and irradiate (to heat with radiant energy) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Mesmerradiate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-01: 06:05:00<\/em>
MESMERRADIATE is great!
\nGood one, Centurion!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-01: 12:41:00<\/em>
You are getting hungry…you are going to cook faster…and when Isnap my fingers you won’t remember any of it! Good word, Mustang.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 03:36:00<\/em>
I’m mesmerized.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Telekinvection<\/strong>: \/TELL-IH-KIN-VEC-SHUN<\/em>\/ Staring into the water did not hasten it’s boiling, but gazing thru the microgrid convinced me that TELEKINVECTION was a force to be reckoned with…. Etymology:<\/em> TELEKINESIS-affecting the properties of something using the formidable power of brainwaves.
\nCONVECTION-an “old school” method of cooking using a direct heat source. Created by:<\/em> metrohumanx.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Telekinvection:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-01: 06:01:00<\/em>
TELEKINesis+conVECTION
\nhttp:\/\/www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk\/\n<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 03:35:00<\/em>
A word to be reckoned with!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Microslavering<\/strong>: \/my-crow-slave-ur-ing<\/em>\/ When conventional cooking wasn’t fast enough he resorted to microslavering. It was messy but he made sure to wear a bib. Etymology:<\/em> microwave + slaver (drool or dribble) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Microslavering:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 03:52:00<\/em>
Nice ring about it!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dishfulthinking<\/strong>: \/DISHFUHL-thingk-ing<\/em>\/ Roxie planned to impress Bob’s new boss by cooking for him a meal fit for a god. But the evening quickly turned into a noshtradamian nightmare, when Roxie, following the recipe given to her by her best friend, added spam rather than ham to the dish. The anticipated ambrosia became in a minute a shambrosia, leaving Roxie, to wonder whether she had been the victim of gastronimical gall or simply of a careless case of “cordon blur”.
\nWhen Bob arrived home he found her in front of the microwave, quickly trying to heat-up a meal labelled “Feast in Five Minutes.” It looked liked a cesserole, made from the flotsyum you’d find in a fridgeridoo: it was all desperate dishfulthinking. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of DISH: n. The food served in a dish; hence, any particular kind of
\n food, especially prepared food; as, a cold dish; a warm dish; a delicious dish. “A dish fit for the gods.” –Shak. & WISHFUL THINKING
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201cn. interpretation of facts, actions, words, etc., as one would like them to be rather than as they really are; imagining as actual what is not. <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Dishfulthinking:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-01: 06:08:00<\/em>
WOW! What a corucopia of originality.<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-01: 06:09:00<\/em>
I meant “cornucopia”…as in:
\n“That sentence was cornucopious”.\n<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-01: 12:38:00<\/em>
Does Roxie spamalot? Cute word!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-01: 13:44:00<\/em>
great word Ozzie<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=microwave<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

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Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong> – 2008-07-01: 08:09:00<\/em>
\nThe chef was no doubt a man of principle who would stick by his convections.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Mesmerradiate: \/mez – mur – AID – ee – ait\/ Ever the technogeek, Clarence believed if he could mesmerradiate with sufficient … Continue reading Mesmerradiate: Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}