{"id":392,"date":"2008-07-04T09:48:56","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T13:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=392"},"modified":"2008-07-10T08:54:37","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T13:54:37","slug":"enschweined-where-did-you-get-all-these-photos-of-me-in-my-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"Enschweined: Where did you get all these photos? Of me!! In my bedroom…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To discover that one of your “just friends” friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and\/or videos of you.<\/p>\n

\"Where<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Enschweined<\/strong>: \/en sh wine d<\/em>\/ Imagine the shock when Keira entered the apartment of her study friend, Boarus Piggott. She saw hundreds of pictures of herself littered everywhere. Pictures from every aspect of her life, including intimate moments. She was stunned to be enschweined in this manner. Her personal privacy had been invaded and after the initial shock, her anger had exploded. “I thought you were my friend, Boarus, how could you stalk me this way?” Boarus shrugged and snorted, “I guess my name should be Pigout, not Piggott! You are sow beautiful and sty-lish, my little sausage, with your porcinelain complexion and oinkredible smile…I’ll be frank, I’ve always wanted to pork you! All your other boyfriends were hogging you.” Keira walked to the apartment door, where 2 undercover pigs awaited her ham signal. She flashed her police badge and said “I squealed on you, Boarus Piggott, as many other swill! You are under arrest and you are going to the pen for a very loin time, where you will be bacon a lot of license plates!” Etymology:<\/em> enshrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person ) & schwein (German for Pig or swine;an unclean brute, a lowlife,a piggish slob) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Enschweined:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 02:26:00<\/em>
Brilliant and sardonic. Pun-gent also.
\nHams off to you.<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 04:52:00<\/em>
Sounds like Boarus had an extensive porkfolio of Keira’s pics. He has very boarish sty’le, and he sounds like a bit of a ham. <\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 15:51:00<\/em>
it’s a wiener<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-04: 06:35:00<\/em>
Creative: it brings home the bacon for me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Porntheon<\/strong>: \/PAWRN-thee-on<\/em>\/ Roxie became concerned when she discovered that a casual acquaintance was maintaining a lovingly tended porntheon of her in his bedroom. She feared that the stiff-leather, brief case that this E-lewdster constantly carried and guarded so religiously, might be a pornmanteau. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of PORN (short for pornography) & PANTHENON:Shrine of the gods. E-lewdster. Electronic pervert- Lewdster coined by Shakespeare, “Against such lewdsters and their lechery Those that betray them do no treachery.” Merry Wivesof Windsor. Act v, sc. 3, l23. (Mrs Page) The only use of “Lewdsters” Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Porntheon:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 02:31:00<\/em>
PORNTHEON is a sarcasticlassic.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 15:54:00<\/em>
walking on Athena ice with this one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Stalkportfolio<\/strong>: \/stawk-port-foh-lee-oh<\/em>\/ Joe had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny. Etymology:<\/em> STALKPORTFOLIO – noun – from STALK (to pursue, or follow prey)+ PORTFOLIO (pieces of creative work collected to be shown to potential customers) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Stalkportfolio:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00<\/em>
Another good one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Revelationslip<\/strong>: \/revel-ay-shun-slip<\/em>\/ The revelationslip that made her aware that Jim had feelings for her caused her to hurl all over his new laptop Etymology:<\/em> revelation + relationship + slip Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Revelationslip:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-02: 19:26:00<\/em>
Good one!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-04: 06:33:00<\/em>
Not all newa is good news -but good word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shrine<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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