{"id":4,"date":"2007-02-25T15:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-25T19:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=4"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:32:20","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:32:20","slug":"omigod-why-are-you-wearing-that-to-the-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=4","title":{"rendered":"Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed, not to attract others, but rather to repel them.<\/font> <\/p>\n

\"Omigod,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Fashun<\/strong>: \/fas-shun<\/em>\/ She wore the most hideous outfit to the club to keep the men away. It was definitely a fashun statement. Not even a pompass, a chickmagnot, or a casanoway would think of approaching her. Etymology:<\/em> fashion + shun Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Inaccessory<\/strong>: \/in ack sess eree<\/em>\/ She wondered why, despite her constant inaccessorising, there always seemed that some sweaty sleazebag was immune to her loathing Etymology:<\/em> inaccessable, accessory Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Couturnoff<\/strong>: \/koo-TERN-ahf<\/em>\/ “I’ll teach him to drag me to a Goth party,” thought Sally, as she donned her teal tube top, pink culottes, sun hat and espadrilles. She grinned in the mirror and thought, “I could turn out to be a world-class couturnoff designer.” Etymology:<\/em> couture (high fashion) + turn off Created by:<\/em> Alchemist.<\/font><\/p>\n

Haltsirtop<\/strong>: \/halt-sur-top<\/em>\/ The amazing haltsirtop will instantly repel roving hands by stunning them and leaving them numb for several hours – John Cleese’s voice saying Halt Sir available at an additional cost. Etymology:<\/em> halt + sir + halter top Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

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