{"id":401,"date":"2008-07-17T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=401"},"modified":"2008-07-17T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T15:00:02","slug":"cosyparker-oh-theres-a-spot-but-is-it-close-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=401","title":{"rendered":"Cosyparker: Oh! There&#8217;s a spot! But is it close enough?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To drive around in circles in a parking lot, so that you can save time by finding the closest possible space to your final destination.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/parking.gif\" alt=\"Oh! There's a spot! But is it close enough?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cosyparker<\/strong>:  \/<em>Co-zee-par-ker<\/em>\/ Being a serious cosyparker, Mel would circle the parking lot for ages finding just the right space to park, (as near to her destination as possible). After all, it would not only save time, being a little on the lazy side it would save her having to walk too far as well.   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Cosy (not offering challenge or difficulty) + Parker &#8211; someone who parks,(a car) = Cosyparker <em>Created by:<\/em> TJayzz.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Cosyparker:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-15: 12:15:00<\/em> <br \/>excellent<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-16: 06:55:00<\/em> <br \/>Great word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Circlelurk<\/strong>:  \/<em>SER &#8211; kuhl &#8211; lerk<\/em>\/ Miranda was obsessed with finding the parking space the very nearest to her destination and she would circlelurk in the parking lot seemingly forever,  waiting to pounce on a recently available spot. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of the verb &#8216;circle&#8217; (to move in a circle round something) and &#8216;lurk&#8217;. <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Circlelurk:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-15: 16:21:00<\/em> <br \/>love the sound of this<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=metrohumanx\">metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-15: 19:52:00<\/em> <br \/>VERY snappy!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-16: 06:56:00<\/em> <br \/>Terrific<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Carouselect<\/strong>:  \/<em>care-us-sell-ect<\/em>\/ To carouselect can prove to be very dangerous if you suffer from vertigo. Sue often spun in circles around her car after she&#8217;d found the perfect spot. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  carousel (merry go round) + select <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Carouselect:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=metrohumanx\">metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-15: 19:49:00<\/em> <br \/>Smooooth!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-16: 07:04:00<\/em> <br \/>The experience doesn&#8217;t seem  so merry. Good word.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-16: 07:04:00<\/em> <br \/>The experience doesn&#8217;t seem  so merry. Good word.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-07-16: 07:04:00<\/em> <br \/>The experience doesn&#8217;t seem  so merry. Good word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Spacify<\/strong>:  \/<em>spac-i-fy<br \/>\n<\/em>\/ Jenny&#8217;s ability to spacify in large urban parking lots is a must to save time and energy. She meanders the aisles closest to the entrances spacifying all possibilities. She is an expert spacifyer. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  SPACIFY &#8211; verb &#8211; from  SPACE (a place available for a particular purpose) + IDENTIFY (to recognize, or establish as being a particular thing) <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=parking\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=parking<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2008-07-15: 19:45:00<\/em><br \/>\nGood one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To drive around in circles in a parking lot, so that you can save time by finding the closest possible space to your final destination. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Cosyparker: \/Co-zee-par-ker\/ Being a serious cosyparker, Mel would circle the parking lot for ages finding just the right space to park, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=401\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cosyparker: Oh! There&#8217;s a spot! 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