{"id":41,"date":"2007-04-15T23:59:29","date_gmt":"2007-04-16T03:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=41"},"modified":"2007-04-15T23:59:29","modified_gmt":"2007-04-16T03:59:29","slug":"why-do-you-keep-looking-at-your-spoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"Why do you keep looking at your spoon?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To steal a look at your reflection in a window, mirror or other reflective surface; often done furtively so not to be seen as vain.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/spoon.png\" alt=\"Why do you keep looking at your spoon?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Arroglance<\/strong>:  \/<em>ar-ro-glance<\/em>\/ David took a arroglance at himself in the car mirror, not to check the tailgater, but to make sure his hair is perfect. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  arrogance, as in vane\/glance <em>Created by:<\/em> toadstool57.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Windowcopping<\/strong>:  \/<em>winn doe kop ping<\/em>\/ she windowcopped her way down high street and assured herself she looked great, but, having stepped in three different sample of dog excrement while checking herself out, she didn&#8217;t smell really as good! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  window-shopping, copping a look. <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Narcissusneak<\/strong>:  \/<em>nar-SIS-uh-sneek<\/em>\/ Marsha is a chronic narcissusneak. The other day she was checking herself out in a store window and walked straight into a street musician. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  narcissus (myth. &#8211; fell in love with own reflection) + sneak <em>Created by:<\/em> Alchemist.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Slyball<\/strong>:  \/<em>sly-ball<\/em>\/ Whenever she passed a reflective surface, she would slyball her image to ensure she was prim, proper and still pretty. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sly + eyeball <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=spoon\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=spoon<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To steal a look at your reflection in a window, mirror or other reflective surface; often done furtively so not to be seen as vain. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Arroglance: \/ar-ro-glance\/ David took a arroglance at himself in the car mirror, not to check the tailgater, but to make sure &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=41\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why do you keep looking at your spoon?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3],"tags":[9],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}