{"id":410,"date":"2008-07-28T09:02:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T13:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=410"},"modified":"2008-07-28T09:02:12","modified_gmt":"2008-07-28T13:02:12","slug":"emailsculated-i-guess-its-really-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=410","title":{"rendered":"Emailsculated: I guess it’s really over…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.<\/em> To frustrate oneself by sending emails to someone who cannot receive them, especially when “over quota”. n.<\/em> An emotional response to bounced-back email.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Emailsculated<\/strong>: \/ee-male-scu-lay-ted<\/em>\/ Chris felt totally emailsculated by his empty inbox. All of his heartfelt notes were flying around in cyberspace, rejected. Etymology:<\/em> email + emasculated Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Emailsculated:<\/strong><\/p>\n

hooterbug<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-24: 07:59:00<\/em>
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-25: 17:43:00<\/em>
Nice word.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Correspondespondency<\/strong>: \/COR-RE-SPON-DE-SPON-DEN-CY<\/em>\/ With every bounced email to my ex-girlfriend, my correspondespondency grows. Etymology:<\/em> a combination of “correspondence” and “despondency” Created by:<\/em> jerschneid.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Correspondespondency:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-24: 14:20:00<\/em>
excellent word<\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-24: 16:08:00<\/em>
Perfect!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-25: 17:43:00<\/em>
I like it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Missage<\/strong>: \/mis-sage<\/em>\/ Despite receiving twenty bounced emails from Jason, Kylie still felt compelled to repeatedly missage him. Etymology:<\/em> From miss (to fail to hit) and message (a communication containing some information). Created by:<\/em> cascadingstylesheet.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Missage:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-24: 14:19:00<\/em>
nice etymology<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Emotirts<\/strong>: \/e-MO-terts<\/em>\/ After several of her emails bounced back, Roxie thought that a few emoticons in her text might get a better response. But when she broadcast the following email: “:o, 4col, Im :e tis adih: afiniati (iI) Im sobt u :8)(U=xc) W.B.S A.* Etymology:<\/em> Blend of EMOT (as in emoticon); EM: for email & acronym: R.T.S: return to sender. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Emotirts:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-24: 05:58:00<\/em>
After several of her emails bounced Roxie thought that a few emoticons in her text might get a better response. But when she broadcast the following email: “:o, 4col, Im :e tis adih: afiniati {iI} Im sobt u :8)[U=xc] W.B.S A.*<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-24: 06:03:00<\/em>
The last part of my sentence to read: “her emotirts grew rapidly.” * Cannot save it in the sentence box????<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-24: 06:15:00<\/em>
Think it got through now? Hope so, otherwise Roxie’s may have “bounce-back” breakdown.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-24: 14:16:00<\/em>
I keep wanting to add rig to the beginning of your word which might be appropriate<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=over<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. intr. To frustrate oneself by sending emails to someone who cannot receive them, especially when “over quota”. n. An emotional response to bounced-back email. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Emailsculated: \/ee-male-scu-lay-ted\/ Chris felt totally emailsculated by his empty inbox. All of his heartfelt notes were flying around in cyberspace, rejected. … Continue reading Emailsculated: I guess it’s really over…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}