{"id":415,"date":"2008-08-04T09:05:23","date_gmt":"2008-08-04T13:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2008-08-04T09:05:23","modified_gmt":"2008-08-04T13:05:23","slug":"mugsaphobia-this-is-the-real-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"Mugsaphobia: This is the real me."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Mugsaphobia<\/strong>: \/mugz a fo beea<\/em>\/ COP:”Name?”
\nFRED:”Prints Charming”
\nCOP: “Funny…that’s right, we’ll need your prints, Charming! Occupation?”
\nFRED: “Self-Photographer. Officer, What are the Charges?”
\nCOP:”Indecent Exposure…You were seen flashing people! Your aperture was open. We are running a background check on you now. Your statements are in sharp contrast to the witness statements.”
\nFRED: “No, I wasn’t doing that…I was shooting myself, in order to get the most perfect image I could. You see, Officer, I suffer from a mental disorder called Mugsaphobia! It’s a rare disorder that lens itself to misunderstandings like this.”
\nCOP:”Yeah, such a filmsy excuse and this is a Kodak moment. We’ll lock you up in a cell and see what develops!”
\nFRED: “No, you can’t…I’ll tell you I’ll snap! I’ll blow-up. Besides, if I have to sit in a cold cell,I’ll shutter, I’ll get polaroids!”
\nCOP: “Don’t be so negative. Your lawyer will soon get a resolution for you, if you don’t pose any more problems for us! Quit crying and focus or you’ll get red-eye.”
\nFRED: “HELP, I’VE BEEN FRAMED!”<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> mugs {mug shot:a photograph of someone’s face (especially one made for police records)}and phobia (an anxiety disorder characterized by extreme and irrational fear of simple things or social situations)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Mugsaphobia:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-31: 00:44:00<\/em>
Hey, Muggsy! Good word.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-01: 03:23:00<\/em>
Good word & interesting tale.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pixosis<\/strong>: \/pix-os-is<\/em>\/ Jenny’s psychiatrist’s treatment of pixosis was to get her, over time, to use older and older versions of Photoshop until she weaned herself of the program.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> pixel + osis Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Pixosis:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-01: 03:33:00<\/em>
Clever.<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-01: 06:33:00<\/em>
Great treatment regimen for PIXOSIS ! I wish that cure had been available when I unfortunately tried Americansingles. (the site, not the cheese)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Photochopic<\/strong>: \/Pho’to-chop-ick<\/em>\/ Suzy’s Photochopic tendencies have led to many disappointments. She couldnt quite understand why her “matches” from Hookup.com always seemed to never call her back.
\n**Disclaimer** While this word is somewhat similar to Adobe\u00c2\u00ae Photoshop\u00c2\u00ae registered trademarks or trademarks of \u00c2\u00aePhotoshop\u00c2\u00ae Company\u00c2\u00ae Inc\u00c2\u00aeorporated\u00c2\u00ae in Nigeria*, Finland\u00c2\u00ae and\/or any other country. Violation of this trademark may result in personal injury, death, and a poorly photoshopped picture. Say photoshop and you will go to jail. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of Photograph – Chop (To cut into pieces)- Manic (outbursts of drunken violence and manic activity) Created by:<\/em> hooterbug.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Photochopic:<\/strong><\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-07-31: 12:31:00<\/em>
I love it!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-01: 03:18:00<\/em>
Good one.<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-01: 06:44:00<\/em>
You clearly have Suzie JPegged.<\/p>\n

happyhippy<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-01: 13:21:00<\/em>
very well thought out. u seem to understand suzy better than herself woo to photochopick<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Fabsnapic<\/strong>: \/Fab-snap-ik<\/em>\/ As Roxie’s descended further and further into a fabsnapic starry-eyedess, her personal photo-album began resembling a who’s who of supermodels. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of FABULOUS(fab:informal): Beyond belief; exceedingly great; exceptionally good; extremely pleasing; almost impossible to believe; incredible ; SNAP .n a photo; vb. to take a photo; emotionally meltdown; PIC, a picture, a photo & -IC: state or condition. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Fabsnapic:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-01: 06:30:00<\/em>
FABSNAPPIC came in late on my 486- mabye it went into da buffer. But I love it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ps<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A self-image disorder characterized by an inability look at, share, or even recognize pictures of yourself, unless they have been photoshopped to perfection. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Mugsaphobia: \/mugz a fo beea\/ COP:”Name?” FRED:”Prints Charming” COP: “Funny…that’s right, we’ll need your prints, Charming! Occupation?” FRED: “Self-Photographer. Officer, What are … Continue reading Mugsaphobia: This is the real me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}