{"id":42,"date":"2007-04-16T23:59:28","date_gmt":"2007-04-17T03:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2007-04-17T04:53:18","modified_gmt":"2007-04-17T08:53:18","slug":"yeah-im-in-heaven-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, I’m in heaven now"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A harmless untruth, intended to comfort simple souls. <\/font><\/p>\n

\"Yeah,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Placeebull<\/strong>: \/pla-see-bull<\/em>\/ ‘Hard work always pays off’ – a placeebull to keep workers motivated Etymology:<\/em> placebo + bull (as in bullshit) (had to put the second e in my word to emphasize sound) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Benefib<\/strong>: \/ben-uh-fib<\/em>\/ To keep their spirits up and help them through the day to complete their tasks, the boss would often encourage his staff with a benefib or two. Etymology:<\/em> benefit + fib Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Lullalie<\/strong>: \/lull-ay-ly<\/em>\/ martha was afraid her wedding dress made her looked fat but as we were already walking down the aisle I felt that a lullalie would be safer than admitting she looked like a cruise liner from the back. Etymology:<\/em> lull- to gently rock or soothe lie – untruth., Created by:<\/em> suzanne.<\/font><\/p>\n

Chickenpoup<\/strong>: \/chi-ken-poop<\/em>\/ I thought his concern was sincere when I told him of my hamster Kitty’s passing. I later realized it was just chickenpoup for my soul when he suggested I flush her down the toilet. Etymology:<\/em> chicken soup for the soul; poop (as in a line of crap) Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: A harmless untruth, intended to comfort simple souls. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Placeebull: \/pla-see-bull\/ ‘Hard work always pays off’ – a placeebull to keep workers motivated Etymology: placebo + bull (as in bullshit) (had to put the second e in my word to emphasize sound) Created by: Jabberwocky. Benefib: \/ben-uh-fib\/ … Continue reading Yeah, I’m in heaven now<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}