{"id":424,"date":"2008-08-15T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-15T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=424"},"modified":"2008-08-15T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-15T15:00:02","slug":"ritestuffing-why-are-you-licking-your-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=424","title":{"rendered":"Ritestuffing: Why are you licking your pizza?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em> To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n.<\/em> An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for “health reasons”.<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Ritestuffing<\/strong>: \/ryte stuf fing<\/em>\/ Ava Dupois had developed a system called ritestuffing to try and watch her calories. If she ordered a big juicy hamburger with all the trimmings, she would be sure to order a diet soda with which to wash it down. Her logic being that the no calories in the soda would counteract the many calories of the burger. In her mind, you could undo all the harm that your favourite fatty foods might do simply by counterbalancing with non-caloric foods. By the same ritestuffing philosophy, she’d eat apple pie with low-cal frozen yogurt on top;mix rum with diet Coke; wash down chocolate cake with skim milk and eat French fries with diet ketchup. She dreamed she could market her philosophy and become the next big diet guru to make a fortune. Move over Jenny Craig and WeightWatchers! Although mentally she felt skinnier using ritestuffing, for some reason, she was having problems fitting into her clothes. This of course she put down to the theory of the dreaded shrinkhangers that lurked in her closet. Etymology:<\/em> Rite (ritual,of or relating to or characteristic of religious rituals; any customary observance or practice)& Stuffing (overeating or eating immodestly; make a pig of oneself; fillng completely)& The Right Stuff (You’ve got what it takes, and then some!) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Ritestuffing:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-13: 03:33:00<\/em>
Goddess of glee! Pasha of puns!
\nAva Dupois, INDEED!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-13: 18:23:00<\/em>
Very nice<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Vegebation<\/strong>: \/veg-uh-bey-shun
\n<\/em>\/ Vegebation is the peculiar ritual Jenny practises. She is a vegetarian who only drinks her food. She juicers all her vegetables and tofu together and drinks her meals. Vegebation is part of the ‘X-Man’ cultasy which proclaims that this activity will reduce the side effects of youthanesia and prevent wear and tear on teeth and reduce facial aging lines from chewing. Etymology:<\/em> VEGEBATION – noun – fro VEGETARIAN (a person who does not eat meat) + LIBATION (the act of drinking; the drinking of a liquid offering as a religious ritual) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Vegebation:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-13: 03:36:00<\/em>
Excellent ento! At least she’s not reduced to mastication.<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-13: 08:23:00<\/em>
Eggcellent<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-13: 10:27:00<\/em>
great combo<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Snibbler<\/strong>: \/sni-bler<\/em>\/ In an attempt to lose 15 pounds in one week, the week before her wedding of course, Jan joined her sister’s online weight loss support group and was now an official snibbler.<\/p>\n

Snibblers believe that as long as you snack and nibble from the plates of those around you and NEVER make a plate for yourself, the embarrassment alone will be a great motivator, as well as the many times your hand will be slapped away. Etymology:<\/em> Snack
\nNibble
\n Created by:<\/em> lumina.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Snibbler:<\/strong><\/p>\n

readerwriter<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-13: 18:01:00<\/em>
How can I join?<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-14: 00:34:00<\/em>
It’s like when you eat alone in the dark…no one sees so it does not count!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Unoshnique<\/strong>: \/yoo-NOSH-neek<\/em>\/ Although Bob often chewed his food 82 times before swallowing, and even suggested that humans could survive on air and water alone, his most wacky unoshnique was the claim that any food and, in particular, pizza and ice-cream eaten between meals, didn’t contribute to weight gain. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of UNIQUE & NOSH: food; nibble; snacking between meal & TECHNIQUE Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Unoshnique:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-13: 10:32:00<\/em>
great word<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-14: 00:31:00<\/em>
U R Unique!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crust<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for “health reasons”. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ritestuffing: \/ryte stuf fing\/ Ava Dupois had developed a system called ritestuffing to try and watch … Continue reading Ritestuffing: Why are you licking your pizza?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}