{"id":43,"date":"2007-04-17T23:59:09","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T03:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=43"},"modified":"2007-04-18T02:25:24","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T06:25:24","slug":"why-were-you-looking-at-that-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"Why were you looking at that girl?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A person who wants to monopolize all of someone&#8217;s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/why.png\" alt=\"Why were you looking at that girl?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Loveshackler<\/strong>:  \/<em>luv-shak-lah<\/em>\/ She realised too late that she had just moved in with a loveshackler&#8230;.and whats more the tiiiiiiiiiiiin roof was rusted <em>Etymology:<\/em>  shackles, love shack&#8230;baby love shack. <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Domimator<\/strong>:  \/<em>dom-i-mate-or<\/em>\/ Because of her insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a domimator. She domimates to the point of totally controlling and smothering her boyfriend. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dominate + mate <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Slaveheart<\/strong>:  \/<em>slayve-hart<\/em>\/ Mark was an obsessive slaveheart, becoming insanely jealous over Leigh Ann even spending time with her beloved Verbotomy. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  slave, brave heart <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Luvsucker<\/strong>:  \/<em>luv-suk-ur<\/em>\/ Cruella was a luvsucker who insisted Dave spend all of his time playing Monopoly with her <em>Etymology:<\/em>  bloodsucker + luv (spelt that way because it really isn&#8217;t love)+ sucker (that would be Dave) <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=why\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=why<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word gam<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone&#8217;s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Loveshackler: \/luv-shak-lah\/ She realised too late that she had just moved in with a loveshackler&#8230;.and whats more the tiiiiiiiiiiiin roof was rusted Etymology: shackles, love shack&#8230;baby &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=43\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why were you looking at that girl?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}