{"id":435,"date":"2008-08-29T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=435"},"modified":"2008-08-29T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T15:00:02","slug":"mallinger-i-guess-ill-do-a-little-window-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"Mallinger: I guess I’ll do a little window shopping…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> What boyfriends and husbands do while they are waiting their girlfriends and\/or wives to shop. n.<\/em> A person doing such a thing.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Mallinger<\/strong>: \/mawl-ing-gerr<\/em>\/ he was simply expected to mallinger while she disappeared into an endless stream of shops Etymology:<\/em> mall, linger, malinger Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Mallinger:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-27: 01:26:00<\/em>
Good word.I sympathize.<\/p>\n

TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-27: 03:44:00<\/em>
Like it\n<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-27: 16:08:00<\/em>
very good<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-28: 00:43:00<\/em>
Nice word<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-28: 01:54:00<\/em>
Excellent!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Masterwait<\/strong>: \/mas-ter-weyt
\n<\/em>\/ To keep her happy, he goes along shopping and masterwaits patiently for her while she tries on every pair of shoes in the store. <\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> MASTERWAIT – verb – from MASTER (a person who commands, or is in charge and of course SHE is) + WAIT (to be patient and remain neglected for a time) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Masterwait:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-27: 16:04:00<\/em>
that’s why guys wear such bulky overcoats<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-28: 00:49:00<\/em>
He thinks it’s the best way to achieve “masterpeace”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Mallbearer<\/strong>: \/pawl-BAIR-uhr<\/em>\/ Bob confessed to friends that he would rather go to a funeral than be a mallbearer on one of Roxie’s shopping trips. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of MALL: (as in shopping mall)mercantile establishment consisting of a carefully landscaped complex of shops representing leading merchandisers; & PALLBEARER: One of those who attend the coffin at a funeral; so called
\nfrom the pall being formerly carried by them; PALL: lose interest or become bored with something or somebody; grim, gloomy, foreboding. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Mallbearer:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-27: 16:04:00<\/em>
excellent<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-28: 01:38:00<\/em>
Ah, death by debit, all sales final, slashed prices, coffin up more cash…Debt of a Salesman! <\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-28: 03:35:00<\/em>
Bravo! More! More!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Contemplaza<\/strong>: \/con-tem-pla-za<\/em>\/ While dutifully lugging bags around the mall like a pack mule, Chris would quietly contemplaza the meaning of life. Etymology:<\/em> contemplate + plaza Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Contemplaza:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-28: 00:55:00<\/em>
Has he discovered what it is? If so, please let me know. Good word.<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-08-28: 01:29:00<\/em>
Always look on the BRIGHT side of lfe.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wander<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. What boyfriends and husbands do while they are waiting their girlfriends and\/or wives to shop. n. A person doing such a thing. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Mallinger: \/mawl-ing-gerr\/ he was simply expected to mallinger while she disappeared into an endless stream of shops Etymology: mall, linger, malinger Created by: … Continue reading Mallinger: I guess I’ll do a little window shopping…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}