{"id":440,"date":"2008-09-05T11:00:03","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T15:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=440"},"modified":"2008-09-05T11:00:03","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T15:00:03","slug":"ouchnick-oh-no-i-wont-be-able-to-message-for-another-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Ouchnick: Oh no! I won’t be able to message for another week!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A pesky but persistently painful, and seemingly incurable paper cut, or small flesh-wound, which simply refuses to heal; usually located on a “high use” body part, like a fingertip, knuckle or tongue.<\/p>\n

\"Oh<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Ouchnick<\/strong>: \/OUCH – nik<\/em>\/ Ozzie was an ouchnik, obsessed and overwhelmed by the fear of being ouchnicked. Etymology:<\/em> OUCH: an exclamation expressing sudden pain or dismay & NICK: a small dent or wound. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

Cronicut<\/strong>: \/KRON-i-kut<\/em>\/ Nothing seemed to work. Barry tried Band-aids, antiseptic ointment and iodine. He just couldn’t get the cronicut on the tip of his tongue to heal. Etymology:<\/em> Cronic (persistent, long-standing, long-term; incurable) Cut (make an opening, incision, or wound) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Cronicut:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-05: 01:45:00<\/em>
Good word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Eternhurty<\/strong>: \/ee-turn-her-tee<\/em>\/ every time he cut up a lemon he felt a stinging sensation in his eternhurty Etymology:<\/em> eternity, hurt Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Eternhurty:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-03: 06:31:00<\/em>
heh\n<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-03: 12:18:00<\/em>
fantastic<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Stingmata<\/strong>: \/sssst innnng maaa taaa<\/em>\/ Her stingmata coused her to utter the most pious ejaculations while partaking in her daily chores. Etymology:<\/em> stigmata, sting. Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Stingmata:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-03: 12:17:00<\/em>
sort of like “holy shit”?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cut<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: n., A pesky but persistently painful, and seemingly incurable paper cut, or small flesh-wound, which simply refuses to heal; usually located on a “high use” body part, like a fingertip, knuckle or tongue. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ouchnick: \/OUCH – nik\/ Ozzie was an ouchnik, obsessed and overwhelmed by the … Continue reading Ouchnick: Oh no! I won’t be able to message for another week!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}