{"id":446,"date":"2008-09-15T11:00:03","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T15:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=446"},"modified":"2008-09-15T11:00:03","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T15:00:03","slug":"medigab-this-may-hurt-a-little-so-tell-me-how-are-your-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"Medigab: This may hurt a little. So tell me, how are your kids?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, Forced small talk used by professional caregivers to put patients at ease. (Not usually effective.) v. intr.<\/em>, To ask insipid questions while subjecting a person to an intimate, awkward or painful procedure.<\/p>\n

\"This<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Medigab<\/strong>: \/med-i-gab<\/em>\/ Dentist’s medigab is designed to move the patient’s attention past the procedure so they will be somewhat more relaxed.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> MEDIGAB – noun – from – MEDICAL + GAB
\n Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Ompafone<\/strong>: \/Ew-mp-a-fone<\/em>\/ The doctor continued to make ompafone with me during the procedure. Etymology:<\/em> Ompa- funny little people fone- projection Created by:<\/em> BigKP.<\/p>\n

Wompachat<\/strong>: \/wom-pa-chat<\/em>\/ The wompachat eased the dental patient. Etymology:<\/em>
\nchat- a conversion Created by:<\/em> danny.<\/p>\n

Obligastory<\/strong>: \/oh-blig-a-story<\/em>\/ Every six months I am muzzled and forced to listen to the dentist’s obligastory about his three sons – almost as boring as his drill.
\n Etymology:<\/em> obligatory + story Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dental<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., Forced small talk used by professional caregivers to put patients at ease. (Not usually effective.) v. intr., To ask insipid questions while subjecting a person to an intimate, awkward or painful procedure. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Medigab: \/med-i-gab\/ Dentist’s medigab is designed to move the patient’s attention past the … Continue reading Medigab: This may hurt a little. So tell me, how are your kids?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}