{"id":447,"date":"2008-09-16T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=447"},"modified":"2008-09-16T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T15:00:02","slug":"gulpability-i-ate-it-for-the-starving-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=447","title":{"rendered":"Gulpability: I ate it for the starving kids."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. tr.<\/em>, To finish your plate and eat all the food in front of you, even when not hungry. <em>n.<\/em>, Compulsive over-consumption of food in order to relieve guilt.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/stuffed.gif\" alt=\"I ate it for the starving kids.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gulpability<\/strong>:  \/<em>\u00cb\u0152g\u00c9\u2122l-p\u00c9\u2122-\u00cb\u02c6bi-l\u00c9\u2122-t\u00c4\u201c<\/em>\/ Max&#8217;s extreme Gulpabilty had caused him to balloon to a quite hefty 450 pounds. All his life his mother had chastised him for not finishing his meals.  &#8220;Think of all the kids in India Max that dont get anything but rice, or whatever it is they grow over there!&#8221;  I&#8217;m sure they would LOVE to get some fresh peas and corn in their bellies&#8221;<br \/>\n <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Gulp (a large and hurried swallow; &#8220;he finished it at a single gulp&#8221;) + Culpable (blameworthiness,  a state of guilt)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> hooterbug.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Gulpability:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=astorey\">astorey<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-09-12: 10:41:00<\/em> <br \/>Well done!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=TJayzz\">TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-09-12: 13:06:00<\/em> <br \/>Great word!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-09-12: 22:21:00<\/em> <br \/>We&#8217;d hate for him to be too gulpable!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Gluttoneed<\/strong>:  \/<em>glut ton need<\/em>\/ Stanley ate for others. He had a definite gluttoneed. Instead of donating what he paid for all this food (like 8 delivered pizzas tonight alone) to an organization, he felt the gluttoneed to eat for others and show he could do his part when the Pizza Place donated a dollar for every pizza sold to Overeaters Anonymous. Yes, Mr. Big-Hearted Donor, was contemplating ordering fried chicken tomorrow night to support Chicken Breast Cancer, Restless Chicken Leg Syndrome and Buffalo Wings Transplants (who wants to see a Buffalo without wings?). On the weekend he planned to order fifteen Hot Dogs to donate money to Dogters Without Border Collies; Find the Cur and Seeing-Eye Hot Dogs. Yes, Stanley was an angel, who was fast out-growing his halo! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Gluttony ( eating to excess (personified as one of the deadly sins);habitual eating to excess) &amp; Need<br \/>\n(have need of; require as useful, just, or proper;the reason for the action; that which gives purpose and direction to behavior) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Catholick<\/strong>:  \/<em>cat o lihk<\/em>\/ He gave his plate a Catholick <em>Etymology:<\/em>  catholic, lick <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Catholick:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=astorey\">astorey<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2008-09-12: 10:43:00<\/em> <br \/>I love it!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Specktroscoopick<\/strong>:  \/<em>spec-trow-scoop-ic<\/em>\/ Stan was a very specktroscoopick individual and would scoop up or pick up every speck of food at the table no matter how minuscule the crumb might seem to the untrained eye. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  spectroscopic + speck + scoop + pick <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=stuffed\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=stuffed<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. tr., To finish your plate and eat all the food in front of you, even when not hungry. n., Compulsive over-consumption of food in order to relieve guilt. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Gulpability: \/\u00cb\u0152g\u00c9\u2122l-p\u00c9\u2122-\u00cb\u02c6bi-l\u00c9\u2122-t\u00c4\u201c\/ Max&#8217;s extreme Gulpabilty had caused him to balloon to a quite hefty 450 pounds. 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