{"id":45,"date":"2007-04-19T23:59:48","date_gmt":"2007-04-20T03:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=45"},"modified":"2007-04-19T23:59:48","modified_gmt":"2007-04-20T03:59:48","slug":"your-hair-is-attached-directly-to-your-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Your hair is attached directly to your brain!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> The tendrils of one&#8217;s life; the intertwining connections with people, ideas, or things that support an individual&#8217;s personal growth.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/sinooka.png\" alt=\"Your hair is attached directly to your brain!\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Taopestry<\/strong>:  \/<em>tao-pess-tree<\/em>\/ on his deathbed he looked back on his rich taopestry and was pleased with what he saw <em>Etymology:<\/em>  tao [the way or the path] tapestry <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Meshence<\/strong>:  \/<em>mesh-ence<\/em>\/ John was expelled from school simply because his meshence comprised of friends that his parents described as &#8216;bad influences&#8217;. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Mesh (an interwoven structure) + essence (one&#8217;s basic character) <em>Created by:<\/em> pinwheel.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Umbilicalcard<\/strong>:  \/<em>um-bil-i-cal-card<\/em>\/ All the important deatils of her relationships were stored on her umbilicalcard which she played sometimes to her advantage <em>Etymology:<\/em>  umbilical cord + card (agenda) <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Characturds<\/strong>:  \/<em>kar-ak-turds<\/em>\/ A sixth-grade science teacher who made me eat chocolate covered ants, a mother with an obsession for gardening, and a nasty fall on the head as a child; these are some of the knitwits, purpleartifolks, and characturds that moulded me into the fine verbotomiss I am today. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  character, turds (I seem to get the cream of the crap when it comes to influences) <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sinooka\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sinooka<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: The tendrils of one&#8217;s life; the intertwining connections with people, ideas, or things that support an individual&#8217;s personal growth. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Taopestry: \/tao-pess-tree\/ on his deathbed he looked back on his rich taopestry and was pleased with what he saw Etymology: tao [the way or the path] tapestry &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=45\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Your hair is attached directly to your brain!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,4],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}