{"id":451,"date":"2008-09-22T18:03:44","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T22:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=451"},"modified":"2008-09-22T18:03:44","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T22:03:44","slug":"petyouglance-i-cant-believe-you-left-me-here-all-day-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=451","title":{"rendered":"Petyouglance: I can’t believe you left me here all day. Alone!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A sulky look characterized by prolonged eye contact, which pets give their owners and\/or spouses when they feel neglected. v. tr.<\/em>, To stare at someone with a sad-eyed look in an effort to make them feel guilty.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Petyouglance<\/strong>: \/pet u glans<\/em>\/ Petula could not help the fact that she had to go out to work every day. She just had to in order to pay for the upkeep of her many pets. That did not stop them from sending a petyouglance her way everytime she came home. Her school of fish focussed their pupils on her. Rabbit Redford gave her a petyouglance anytime she came near his Starsky InHutch. Her pooches, Bob Barker, Mutt Damon and Angela Bassett became her all-seeing-eye dogs. Her cats: Meow Tse Tung, Mick Jaguar, Cheetah Rivera and Leopardo Di Catprio could catapult her into a cataclysm with their accusacatory looks. Her reptiles: Myrtle Turtle, Jose Gecko, Sally Mander, Boa Dicea, Cybill Serpent and Slither N. Yawn, all looked at her cold-bloodedly.
\nAnd of course, her pet birds, Peter Finch, Walter Pigeon, Perry Keet and Polly Wannacracker not only gave her those sidelong looks, they also squawked their disapproval. Poor Petula,
\nthose petyouglances petrified her! Etymology:<\/em> Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement;a fit of petulance or sulkiness (especially at what is felt to be a slight)
\npreferred above all others and treated with partiality) & You (yourself; 2nd person singular\/plural) & Glance (look at) & rhymes with Petulance (easily irritated or annoyed state) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Petyouglance:<\/strong><\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-19: 06:22:00<\/em>
Hey, you forgot her fave pooch Mary Louise Barker. Yeah, I used to live next door to Petula. Matter of fact I gave her Whoopie Goldfish for Christmas a few years ago…may she rest in peace…<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-20: 19:02:00<\/em>
I also forgot her horse, Pony Soprano…boy if looks could kill…<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-20: 19:30:00<\/em>
I also forgot her horse, Pony Soprano…boy if looks could kill…<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Critterseyes<\/strong>: \/critter-size<\/em>\/ Each day when she left for work her cat would critterseyes her from the tiny opening in the living room shutters.
\n Etymology:<\/em> criticize + eyes + critter Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Critterseyes:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-18: 06:26:00<\/em>
nice!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-19: 01:47:00<\/em>
You have a crittercal eye!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Glaredycat<\/strong>: \/Gl-air-dee-cat<\/em>\/ When her owner Tom came home from work, Pusskins would often sit there putting on her best glaredycat expression waiting for him to feel so guilty that he would have to open a fresh tin of salmon for her tea, just to ease his conscience for having to leave her alone for so long. Etymology:<\/em> Glare(to stare intensively) + Cat(a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur) = Glaredycat Created by:<\/em> TJayzz.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Glaredycat:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-18: 11:21:00<\/em>
great word<\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-19: 06:23:00<\/em>
Me likey…and me votey. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Mydopia<\/strong>: \/m aye doe peeee ya<\/em>\/ her mydopia was her second worst look, the worst was reserved for when you bought her the wrong birthday present. He shuddered as he remembered her last bout of presbuydopia. Etymology:<\/em> myopia, my dope (denoting possesion of an idiot). Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Mydopia:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-18: 11:20:00<\/em>
very funny<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=goldfish<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n., A sulky look characterized by prolonged eye contact, which pets give their owners and\/or spouses when they feel neglected. v. tr., To stare at someone with a sad-eyed look in an effort to make them feel guilty. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Petyouglance: \/pet u glans\/ Petula could not help … Continue reading Petyouglance: I can’t believe you left me here all day. Alone!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}