{"id":457,"date":"2008-09-29T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=457"},"modified":"2008-09-29T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T15:00:02","slug":"suckscessor-honey-i-was-lost-at-the-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"Suckscessor: Honey, I was lost at the mall…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To find a lost item immediately after purchasing a replacement. n.<\/em>, An item which is lost and cannot not be found unless a replacement is purchased. <\/p>\n

\"Honey,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Suckscessor<\/strong>: \/suk ses sor<\/em>\/ When George’s wife, Gina, had disappeared on a flight to Australia 7 years ago, he had spent ages looking for her and grieving. When he was finally convinced she had perished in the plane crash, along with the other passengers, he started to move on with his life. He collected on her life insurance and fell in love with the pretty insurance lady, Alice. At their marriage ceremony, when the audience was asked who objected to their wedding, imagine his surprise when
\nGina turned up! Turns out she had spent those 7 years on an uncharted island. How was he going to explain he had spent most of the insurance money on his wedding to her sucksessor! Etymology:<\/em> Sucks (slang:something which makes you unhappy or which disappoints) & Successor (a thing or person that immediately replaces something or someone) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Suckscessor:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-26: 18:27:00<\/em>
Very funny.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Voodooplicate<\/strong>: \/voo-doo-pli-keyt<\/p>\n

Sentence: The evil spirits always conspire to voodooplicate the item I just purchased to replace the one I just lost and once again because of this mysterious voodooplication I seem to have two of everything I own.<\/p>\n

Etymology: voodoo<\/em>\/ It is always with sinister and evil irony that the spirits always conspire to voodooplicate the item I just purchased to replace the one I just lost and because of this mysterious voodooplication I seem to have two of everything I own.
\n Etymology:<\/em> VOODOO – verb – from VOODOO (to act upon with magic; magical) + DUPLICATE (to make an exact copy of)
\n Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Pairendipity<\/strong>: \/pare-en-dipp-uh-tee<\/em>\/ Feeling relief at finding his comfortable old coat he thought had been lost forever, Randal counted his blessings at the pairendipity of now having a brand new coat along with the old, comfortable one. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of pair and ‘serendipity’ (good fortune; luck) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Pairendipity:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-25: 09:13:00<\/em>
great word and sentence<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-26: 18:18:00<\/em>
Terrific<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Switchbacktrack<\/strong>: \/Switch-back-track<\/em>\/ Harvey was reaching under the loveseat to retrieve his wayward M&Ms when he felt something thin and plastic, which turned out to be the iPod Nano he lost during the Steelers game last week and couldn’t live without, and then had to rush down to Best Buy and switchbacktrack a new one with the leftover balance on his gift card his folks sent last Christmas, while Nancy glanced over at his bag of M&Ms and asked with mild indifference, “are you eating those, or what?” Etymology:<\/em> Switch: change or swap + Switchback: an unexpected change of direction + Backtrack: to cover territory already traveled. Created by:<\/em> Kyoti.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Switchbacktrack:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-25: 20:17:00<\/em>
cute<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=replace<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. tr., To find a lost item immediately after purchasing a replacement. n., An item which is lost and cannot not be found unless a replacement is purchased. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Suckscessor: \/suk ses sor\/ When George’s wife, Gina, had disappeared on a flight to Australia 7 years ago, … Continue reading Suckscessor: Honey, I was lost at the mall…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}