{"id":46,"date":"2007-04-23T01:34:16","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T05:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=46"},"modified":"2007-04-23T01:42:45","modified_gmt":"2007-04-23T05:42:45","slug":"verbotoweek-trying-to-verbotomize-vonnegut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Verbotoweek: Trying to Verbotomize Vonnegut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> Rikboyee Wins!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Congratulations to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=rikboyee\">rikboyee<\/a> for winning this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Verbotomy, played in tribute to Kurt Vonnegut.  It is also fittingly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6340&amp;definition_id=150\">coincidyll<\/a> that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Stevenson0\">Stevenson0<\/a>, (Sony Stevenson was a character in \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThe Sirens of Titan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 and also featured in some Vonnegut TV spinoffs) should do so well. and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a> true to it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nonsensical namesake set a fast pace early in the week with a wicked <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6231&amp;definition_id=146\">placeebull<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Without the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6234&amp;definition_id=146\">benefib<\/a> of a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6235&amp;definition_id=146\">lullalie<\/a>, this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s words were a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6320&amp;definition_id=149\">taopestry<\/a> of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6331&amp;definition_id=149\">meshergy<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6336&amp;definition_id=150\">kismesh<\/a>.  While the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6304&amp;definition_id=148\">fishtorians<\/a> in the group may have a different <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6335&amp;definition_id=150\">pointofviewtopia<\/a> and perhaps be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6286&amp;definition_id=147\">jealeash<\/a> of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6277&amp;definition_id=147\">erosponge<\/a> reference, for the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6274&amp;definition_id=147\">slaveheart<\/a>, it was the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6344&amp;definition_id=150\">paradaxiom<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6305&amp;definition_id=148\">antidoter<\/a> for the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6296&amp;definition_id=148\">anecdontalist<\/a>\/<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6299&amp;definition_id=148\">anecdadalist<\/a> in all of us.  As the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6307&amp;definition_id=148\">tangentvangelist<\/a> once said to his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6278&amp;definition_id=147\">domimator<\/a>, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6346&amp;definition_id=150\">diggdang<\/a> of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6228&amp;definition_id=146\">chickenpoup<\/a>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.  So let us all be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6238&amp;definition_id=146\">cheerfullofit<\/a> and toast the master who holds the key to finding the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6334&amp;definition_id=150\">chronosynclastic infundibulum<\/a> (Kurt Vonnegut)  and keep those <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6332&amp;definition_id=149\">caterpillaries<\/a> charged for the next Verbotomy challenge. As Sony Stevenson once said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sometimes the obvious is obviously obvious.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Top five verboticisms of the week: <\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6231&amp;definition_id=146\">placeebull <\/a>  Created by: Jabberwocky<\/li>\n<li> <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6271&amp;definition_id=147\">loveshackler <\/a> Created by: rikboyee<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6234&amp;definition_id=146\">benefib<\/a> Created by: Stevenson0<\/li>\n<li> <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6307&amp;definition_id=148\">tangentvangelist <\/a> Created by: porsche<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6235&amp;definition_id=146\">lullalie<\/a> Created by: suzanne<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><strong>Which inspired some dangerously creative conversations&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=playdohheart\">Playdohheart<\/a> verbacious creativity had a host Verbotomy Writers keyboarding a full tilt with this sentence for <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6299&amp;definition_id=148\">anecdadalist<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;When I was younger I only had one pair of pants. They were purple plaid flares and all the other kids made fun of me. And when you bring up the subject of pants, I think of that and then I get all worried that I&#8217;m still just the kid with the proverbial purple plaid flares and you&#8217;re such an angel of miraculous beauty. I&#8217;m going to go lay down now because I&#8217;m upset. I don&#8217;t think I can go out to dinner tonight until I feel validated as a man again&#8230; you know&#8230; sexually.&#8221; She sighed, realizing she should have known better than to ask Jim, the master anecdadalist, if she looked fat in these pants.<\/p>\n<p><em>Comments: <\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=purpleartichokes\"><strong>purpleartichokes<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-18: 06:00:00<\/em><br \/>\nFantastic sentence!  Can&#8217;t wait til the book comes out!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\"><strong>Jabberwocky<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-18: 08:54:00<\/em><br \/>\nyou get my vote for a great story<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Bulletchewer\"><strong>Bulletchewer<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-18: 13:03:00<\/em><br \/>\nJust realised that your name could&#8217;ve worked for yesterday&#8217;s definition.  I&#8217;ve seen murderers with shorter sentences, mind.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\"><strong>Jabberwocky<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-18: 13:17:00<\/em><br \/>\nBe careful with your acid-ic comments Bulletchewer. Keep in mind Playdoheart&#8217;s heart is made of playdoh<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=playdohheart\"><strong>playdohheart<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-18: 14:52:00<\/em><br \/>\nHa, you&#8217;re right about the name relating to yesterday! But I think a playdohheart would be the one having his or her life molded by someone like a domimator. I did get a bit carried away by the novel-ty of my sentence(\/paragraph), but it appears I&#8217;ll do anything to make the punchline work&#8230; the best jokes are dangerous.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And Alchemist&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6342&amp;definition_id=150\">Noodality<\/a> inspired a few well-chosen words&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=petaj\"><strong>petaj<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-20: 07:55:00<\/em><br \/>\nIf Jeff was also a good naturist too, then your etymology could include &#8216;nude&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Alchemist\"><strong>Alchemist<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-20: 08:51:00<\/em><br \/>\ndone!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=wordmeister\"><strong>wordmeister<\/strong><\/a> &#8211; <em>2007-04-20: 10:27:00<\/em><br \/>\nWow, creative collaboration! Dan Pink would be proud of your group kayveeisms.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>And finally, a few clever words that deserve a second look&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6230&amp;definition_id=146\">skullhuggery<\/a> &#8211; Created by: pinwheel<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6243&amp;definition_id=146\">spinnice<\/a> Created by: Osomatic<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6295&amp;definition_id=148\">wrang-wrang<\/a> &#8211; Created by: Kurt Vonnegut<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6326&amp;definition_id=149\">webbeing<\/a> &#8211; Created by: suzanne<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/verbotomy.com\/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6353&amp;definition_id=146\">luth<\/a> &#8211; Created by: Guthlaf1<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Your almost humble observer,<\/p>\n<p><em>Weeklink<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rikboyee Wins! Congratulations to rikboyee for winning this week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Verbotomy, played in tribute to Kurt Vonnegut. It is also fittingly coincidyll that Stevenson0, (Sony Stevenson was a character in \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThe Sirens of Titan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 and also featured in some Vonnegut TV spinoffs) should do so well. and Jabberwocky true to it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nonsensical namesake set a fast &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=46\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Verbotoweek: Trying to Verbotomize Vonnegut<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,4,7],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}