{"id":460,"date":"2008-10-02T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=460"},"modified":"2008-10-02T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T15:00:02","slug":"foodianslip-may-i-ask-what-are-you-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=460","title":{"rendered":"Foodianslip: May I ask, what are you doing?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n.<\/em>, A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.<\/p>\n

\"May<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Foodianslip<\/strong>: \/food-ee-an-slip
\n<\/em>\/ At the party, Joe just reacted with another foodianslip when he dropped his cake and then immediately proceeded to get down on all-fours to lick the icing off the rug. Etymology:<\/em> FOODIANSLIP – noun – FOOD + FREUDIAN SLIP <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Foodianslip:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-01: 18:15:00<\/em>
Good one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scoffdrop<\/strong>: \/Sk-off-dr-op<\/em>\/ Tim was skilled in the art of scoffdrop, he would spend hours trying to persuade his friends that any food that had accidentally fallen to the floor was perfectly safe to eat, as long as you follow the golden rule. The food must be eaten within five seconds so that any germs do not have a chance to move in on it. Etymology:<\/em> Scoff(to eat quickly or greedily) ORIGIN Dutch from Schoft ‘meal’ + Drop(to fall or cause to fall to the floor) = Scoffdrop Created by:<\/em> TJayzz.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Scoffdrop:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-30: 14:18:00<\/em>
Nice sentence, Tjayzz.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-30: 17:33:00<\/em>
I like it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Linoleumyum<\/strong>: \/lyn-OLE-ee-yum-yum<\/em>\/ When any food was dropped on the floor anywhere near him Brandon showed that he was a mindless dolt where sanitation was concerned, as he considered those morsels to be freebie linoleumyums…
\n Etymology:<\/em> Blend of linoleum and yumyum Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Linoleumyum:<\/strong><\/p>\n

yellowbird<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-30: 09:08:00<\/em>
nice<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-30: 12:09:00<\/em>
funny<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-30: 12:58:00<\/em>
funny<\/p>\n

artr<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-01: 16:23:00<\/em>
I might have shortened it to Linoleyum so it sounds like the real word but plays with the spelling.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Upgrub<\/strong>: \/UHP-gruhb<\/em>\/ Fastidiousness wasn’t one of Bob’s stronger points. And from the time when he was a drover on the Barcoo, and nearly had to eat a barcoo sandwich to survive, his philosophy was that if it was food, it was edible. So when any yumflot hit the floor, Bob quickly upgrubbed it.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> Blend of YUM & FLOT(sam): By analogy -when tasty food falls “overboard. Yum: yummy, tasty, scrumptious. UPGRUB: grub: “food” & vb: to forage. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Upgrub:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-30: 14:16:00<\/em>
good one<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-30: 14:27:00<\/em>
Yumflot upgrub never ever foodsnub.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-09-30: 15:08:00<\/em>
funny<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=milk<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. tr., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Foodianslip: \/food-ee-an-slip \/ At the party, Joe just reacted … Continue reading Foodianslip: May I ask, what are you doing?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}