{"id":463,"date":"2008-10-07T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=463"},"modified":"2008-10-07T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-07T15:00:02","slug":"bictimized-whats-with-this-stupid-pen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"Bictimized: What’s with this stupid pen?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To search for and find a pen to write down an important note, only to discover that the pen does not work. n.<\/em>, A moment in time when the only pens you can find, are pens that do not work.<\/p>\n

\"What's<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Bictimized<\/strong>: \/bik-tim-ized<\/em>\/ There were two signatories and two pens to choose from, one that had a grey cover and one that was clear with a reservior of blue ink showing through. He chose the clear pen and realized when he put the pen to paper with no result he’d been bictimized again. Etymology:<\/em> bic + victimized Created by:<\/em> bookowl.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Bictimized:<\/strong><\/p>\n

zxvasdf<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-03: 13:41:00<\/em>
If you have been a bictim, raise your hand.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Inkoherent<\/strong>: \/ink oh hee rent<\/em>\/ the inkoherence meant he just had to scrape her number onto his arm. Etymology:<\/em> incoherent ink Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Ballpointless<\/strong>: \/b\u00c3\u00b4l\u00cb\u0152point lis<\/em>\/ Rusty had a wonderful idea. This happened so infrequently that it seemed imperative to write it down. He reached for a ballpointless pen and proceeded to do little more than tear a hole in a piece of paper. This whole exercise was ballpointless. He then had to try his entire collection of paper scratchers. As he looked at the advertising message on a pen and wondered where he had pilfered each one, the original thought he wanted to save for humanity slowly faded away, never to return. Etymology:<\/em> ballpoint (a pen with a tiny ball as its writing point) + pointless (having little or no sense, use, or purpose) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Paperblankwriter<\/strong>: \/Pay-per-blan-k-ry-ter<\/em>\/ When Steve’s boss called to tell him the date and details of a very important meeting, he thought he had better make a note of it as his memory was not his best asset. He picked up the nearest pen but it had run out of ink so he tried again , only to realise that all the pens in the house were paperblankwriters that refused to work. He made a vow to himself that next time he would always buy his pens in bulk and discard them as soon as they were running out. Etymology:<\/em> Paper(material made from wood pulp used for writing on) + Blank(empty, plain, not marked) + Writer(a device that writes information) = Paperblankwriter Created by:<\/em> TJayzz.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Paperblankwriter:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-03: 09:46:00<\/em>
playing the Beatles card eh? clever<\/p>\n

TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-03: 13:06:00<\/em>
Being British what else could I do?<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-03: 20:16:00<\/em>
A Hard Day’s Write??<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-05: 17:36:00<\/em>
hard to beatle.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. tr., To search for and find a pen to write down an important note, only to discover that the pen does not work. n., A moment in time when the only pens you can find, are pens that do not work. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Bictimized: \/bik-tim-ized\/ There were … Continue reading Bictimized: What’s with this stupid pen?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}