{"id":467,"date":"2008-10-13T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=467"},"modified":"2008-10-13T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-13T15:00:00","slug":"crustfallen-oh-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=467","title":{"rendered":"Crustfallen: Oh no!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there’s nothing left but grease stains. v. intr.<\/em>, To sit in front of an empty pizza box and sulk.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Crustfallen<\/strong>: \/crust-fall-en<\/em>\/ Jeremy came in hungry after canvassing in nearby neighborhoods all morning. He was crustfallen when he went through not one, not two, not 17, but all 23 pizza boxes at the campaign volunteer center only to find some picked-off olives and crumpled-up napkins. So crustfallen was he that he stripped off his candidate flair and defected to the other candidate, who did not have as many volunteers but had way more pizza. Etymology:<\/em> Crestfallen: “Sad because of a recent disappointment” altered to incorporate crust, as in pizza crust. Created by:<\/em> astorey.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Crustfallen:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-09: 13:41:00<\/em>
very funny<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-09: 21:32:00<\/em>
Love it…you got my vote.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-11: 16:59:00<\/em>
Super special!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dyspizzia<\/strong>: \/diss-peet-zia<\/em>\/ Deep dish dyspizzia set in when he opened the Pizza Pizza box and found only crusts left in the box, his least favourite part of the meal. Etymology:<\/em> DYSPIZZIA – noun – from DYSPEPSIA (indigestion; disturbed digestion) + PIZZA Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Dyspizzia:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-11: 16:58:00<\/em>
Another top word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pizzaster<\/strong>: \/pizz-ass-ter<\/em>\/ After a night of frivolity and debauchery, Congolia was looking forward to a breakfast of leftover party food, but found only pizzaster when she opened the Domino’s box. Etymology:<\/em> pizza (ubiquitous food of teenagers and harried moms everywhere) +disaster (a catastrophe or really, really bad thing) Created by:<\/em> LoftyDreamer.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Pizzaster:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-09: 13:51:00<\/em>
great sentence<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-09: 21:27:00<\/em>
Poor Congolia she should volunteer for the Pizzaster Relief Fund!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Digiornomourn<\/strong>: \/deh-JOOR-no-morn<\/em>\/ When Brad opened each of the pizza boxes from the party of the night before and found them all empty all he could do is sit and look at the empty boxes, salivate from the tantalizing fragrances coming from within and digiornomourn with alligator tears leaking from his eyes. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of DiGiorno (pizza brand) and mourn Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there’s nothing left but grease stains. v. intr., To sit in front of an empty pizza box and sulk. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Crustfallen: \/crust-fall-en\/ Jeremy came in hungry after canvassing in nearby neighborhoods all morning. He … Continue reading Crustfallen: Oh no!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}