{"id":470,"date":"2008-10-16T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=470"},"modified":"2008-10-16T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T15:00:02","slug":"jumbleguya-did-you-get-the-bosss-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=470","title":{"rendered":"Jumbleguya: Did you get the boss’s message?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To grasp the meaning of muddled texts like blog posts, emails and text messages where standard grammatical or spelling conventions have been ignored. n.<\/em>, The ability to read and understand confused or poorly written messages.<\/p>\n

\"Did<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Jumbleguya<\/strong>: \/jum-bl-gi-a<\/em>\/ The new boss seemed to have his own language when it came to texting. At first everyone was nervous. It wasn’t until someone made a call down to the mailroom where Simon the jumbleguya worked. He could unscramble eggs. Etymology:<\/em> play on Jambalaya Created by:<\/em> lumina.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Jumbleguya:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-14: 02:34:00<\/em>
Twenty lashes with a wet noodle, Lumina.<\/p>\n

lumina<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-14: 10:04:00<\/em>
Youch! (mix of Yummy and Ouch) \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-14: 13:20:00<\/em>
great word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Texhume<\/strong>: \/tex-hume<\/em>\/ His job was to texhume cryptic messages that had been buried in emails.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> TEXHUME – verb from TEXT (a unit of connected writing) + EXHUME (to revive, or restore; bring to light)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Texhume:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-14: 20:14:00<\/em>
Good word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cryptosleuth<\/strong>: \/krip\u00cb\u02c6t\u00c5\u008d slo\u00c5\u008dth<\/em>\/ Debbie needed to become a cryptosleuth. She loved teaching at the Community College but trying to decipher messages from her Generation TXT students put a real strain on her sense of rightness. She and her bff would lol at e-mails from her students. Etymology:<\/em> cryptographer (the art of writing or solving codes) + Sleuth (a detective) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Interpretext<\/strong>: \/Inter-pret-ex-t<\/em>\/ Jane’s mum just couldn’t get to grips with the predictive text on her cellphone, luckily Jane was an expert in interpretext, so when her mum’s muddled messages came through she understood exactly what she was trying to say. Etymology:<\/em> Interpret (Understand the meaning of, translate) + Text (Written or printed words, message left on cellphone) ORIGIN Latin textus from texere ‘weave’ = Interpretext) Created by:<\/em> TJayzz.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Interpretext:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-14: 13:21:00<\/em>
great combo<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-14: 17:22:00<\/em>
Very clever.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. tr., To grasp the meaning of muddled texts like blog posts, emails and text messages where standard grammatical or spelling conventions have been ignored. n., The ability to read and understand confused or poorly written messages. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Jumbleguya: \/jum-bl-gi-a\/ The new boss seemed to have his … Continue reading Jumbleguya: Did you get the boss’s message?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}