{"id":473,"date":"2008-10-21T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=473"},"modified":"2008-10-21T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-21T15:00:02","slug":"alopadcia-tap-tap-tap-and-my-hair-falls-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=473","title":{"rendered":"Alopadcia: Tap-tap-tap and my hair falls out."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A wear mark, or shiny spot, which appears on a heavily used computer touch-pad, mouse or keyboard. v. tr.<\/em>, To wear down or erode through repetitive clicking, tapping or poking.<\/p>\n

\"Tap-tap-tap<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Alopadcia<\/strong>: \/-al-uh-pad-shee-uh-<\/em>\/ “Does your owner tap on you like a beast? are you losing your hair and colour? Do no wait anymore! STOP IT NOW!!! By using our brand new product called Aminexpad!!! Try it out, or you’ll be out! Etymology:<\/em> ALOPADCIA. From Alopecia (loss of hair; baldness) + Pad Created by:<\/em> vmalcolm.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Alopadcia:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-17: 11:53:00<\/em>
very funny<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-17: 12:22:00<\/em>
Zounds!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-17: 22:25:00<\/em>
Hair-iffic!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-19: 00:33:00<\/em>
clever<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Hardwarewear<\/strong>: \/hard-wair-wair<\/em>\/ Scranton’s keyboard, mouse and mouse pad all bore excessive hardwarewear that included shiny mouse buttons, scuffed mouse pad, keys and space bar worn completely thru from excessive gaming and keyboarding. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of hardware and wear Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Keypetitive<\/strong>: \/kee-pet-i-tiv
\n<\/em>\/ Because she didn’t own a joystick, the letters ‘s’ and ‘l’ disappeared from her keyboard because of the constant keypetitive tapping, clicking and pushing required by the computer game.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> KEYPETITIVE – from KEY (keyboard) + REPETITIVE (repeated over and over)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Keypetitive:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-17: 12:18:00<\/em>
wow. i remember joysticks.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Erodency<\/strong>: \/i-ROHD-uh n-see<\/em>\/ Bob lived in constant state of click-button erodency with abrashining “mouse” and repitritious keyboard.
\n Etymology:<\/em> Blend of “E” for a system of world-wide electronic
\n communication;as in email etc., RODENT: from Mod.L. rodentia, the order name, from L. rodentem (nom. rodens), prp. of rodere “to gnaw, eat away,” like a “mouse” and CY: state or condition. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Erodency:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-17: 11:52:00<\/em>
excellent<\/p>\n

TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-10-17: 14:17:00<\/em>
Good one!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=bald<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., A wear mark, or shiny spot, which appears on a heavily used computer touch-pad, mouse or keyboard. v. tr., To wear down or erode through repetitive clicking, tapping or poking. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Alopadcia: \/-al-uh-pad-shee-uh-\/ “Does your owner tap on you like a beast? are you losing your … Continue reading Alopadcia: Tap-tap-tap and my hair falls out.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}