{"id":486,"date":"2008-11-07T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T16:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=486"},"modified":"2008-11-07T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T16:00:02","slug":"duhrections-do-not-use-in-shower-thats-so-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"Duhrections: "Do not use in shower"? That’s so dumb!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> A set of product instructions, or a warning label, which is so obviously self-evident that it should be completely unnecessary. v. tr.,<\/em> To provide unneeded directions, advice and\/or warnings.<\/p>\n

\""Do<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Duhrections<\/strong>: \/duh-reck-shuns<\/em>\/ It seems evident to me that one shouldn’t place their bare hand directly into a running snow blower, but apparently all of the visitors to my emergency room that come in with missing fingers due to doing just that failed to read the clearly marked duhrections on the side of the machine. Etymology:<\/em> duh + directions Created by:<\/em> libertybelle.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Duhrections:<\/strong><\/p>\n

zxvasdf<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 10:46:00<\/em>
This is perfect<\/p>\n

zxvasdf<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 10:46:00<\/em>
This is perfect<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 19:49:00<\/em>
Very good!!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 21:58:00<\/em>
Duhlightful!<\/p>\n

artr<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-06: 07:46:00<\/em>
But duh snow wasn’t coming out! Love your word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dimwiterature<\/strong>: \/dim-wi-tur-i-chur<\/em>\/ Sally was an English professor and had no trouble reading the classics. She was, however, totally incapable of understanding the dimwiterature on product instructions. Etymology:<\/em> dim wit + literature Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Dimwiterature:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 10:02:00<\/em>
i can welate to that!<\/p>\n

TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 12:10:00<\/em>
Excellent!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 15:42:00<\/em>
great word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Stuplicit<\/strong>: \/stu-plic-it<\/em>\/ The warning label on the glass bottle was completely stuplicit; “Do not eat the bottle”.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> STUPLICIT – from STUPID (foolish; senseless) + EXPLICIT (obvious, unequivocal) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Stuplicit:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 15:52:00<\/em>
Neat & nice.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Redundinstructions<\/strong>: \/ree dun din struk shuns<\/em>\/ One of the main problems with globalization (besides losing jobs in developed countries) is that buying manufactured goods abroad leaves you at the mercy of the person translating the directions for use into the English language. One such example of these redundinstructions was a little plastic kitchen tool Henry bought called a Real Remon Sqweezer. Written on a piece of paper inside the little box containing this tool were the words: “Push tool inside the lemon’s skin and turn the apple right until the orange juice comes running out of the onion. Wash off tool before seizing another fruit”. Etymology:<\/em> Redundant ( more than is needed, desired, or required;repetition of same sense in different words; superfluous) & Instructions ( a manual usually accompanying a technical device and explaining how to install or operate it)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Redundinstructions:<\/strong><\/p>\n

zxvasdf<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 10:48:00<\/em>
Oh man. I didn’t see this one. Either we did it simultaneously or, dang, I need to drain some more of that morning oil. <\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-05: 21:41:00<\/em>
No problem,z, great minds think alike!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=warning<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: n., A set of product instructions, or a warning label, which is so obviously self-evident that it should be completely unnecessary. v. tr., To provide unneeded directions, advice and\/or warnings. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Duhrections: \/duh-reck-shuns\/ It seems evident to me that one shouldn’t place their bare hand directly into … Continue reading Duhrections: "Do not use in shower"? That’s so dumb!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}