{"id":488,"date":"2008-11-11T11:00:21","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T16:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=488"},"modified":"2008-11-11T11:00:21","modified_gmt":"2008-11-11T16:00:21","slug":"disruptorapture-sweetie-cant-you-see-were-having-quiet-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=488","title":{"rendered":"Disruptorapture: Sweetie, can’t you see we’re having quiet time?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> A soft romantic moment which is unexpectedly interrupted by a pestersome child, parent or spouse. v. tr.,<\/em> To barge in on a romantic couple at a most inopportune moment.<\/p>\n

\"Sweetie,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Disruptorapture<\/strong>: \/diss-RUPTO-rap-chure<\/em>\/ Lattimore and Babs had spent an entire evening in a delightful psychic headlock, slowly ratcheting up the cosmic duality which was about to engulf their very souls like an orgasmatron gone mad…when a sudden DISRUPTORAPTURE fell upon them like a load of cherubic guano. Lattimore felt his ego and his enthusiasm deflate like a bad phallic metaphor when his ex-flame broke the door down in a gin-induced fury and pelted the unlucky couple with cast-iron frisbees of venom. Beware the scouge of DISRUPTORAPTURE ! Rent a room in Patagonia. Etymology:<\/em> DISRUPT+RAPTURE=DISRUPTORAPTURE……..DISRUPT:to break apart, to throw into disorder, to interrupt the normal course of intimacy with Lattimore;Latin disruptus, past participle of disrumpere, from dis- + rumpere to break…..RAPTURE:an expression or manifestation of ecstasy or passion, a state or experience of being carried away by overwhelming affection for Babs;Latin raptus. Created by:<\/em> metrohumanx.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Disruptorapture:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-07: 00:44:00<\/em>
http:\/\/www.100words.com\/<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-07: 01:11:00<\/em>
This message brought to you by the Patagonian Tourist Bureau.<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-07: 18:51:00<\/em>
excellent<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-07: 20:43:00<\/em>
It’s like Shakespearean…verily!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-08: 16:45:00<\/em>
Reptilian, but real good.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-09: 16:13:00<\/em>
“100 WORDS” Great webstead-terrific challenge<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Missedtryst<\/strong>: \/missed – trist<\/em>\/ Due to the fact that the kids came home unexpectedly from school, Bonnie suffered another missedtryst with her neighbor. Too bad that he got caught in the tree as he quickly exited through her bedroom window. Etymology:<\/em> missed (skipped, not having, go wrong or err, longed for) + tryst (liaison, date, rendezvous or assignation) + a play on the word mistrust…. Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-07: 20:42:00<\/em>
Good one…is she still the neighbour’s missedtryst?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sexuwilt<\/strong>: \/sek sh o\u00c5\u008d wilt<\/em>\/ Lance found himself the victim of sexuwilt when he visited home with his new wife. Any time things started to get sexual between them they would turn to sexuwon’t. Apparently the spare bedroom was the repository of everything that family members needed to make their lives complete. He still can’t figure out why his mother needed a snow shovel in June. Etymology:<\/em> sexual (relating to the instincts, physiological processes, and activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals) + wilt (become limp) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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wayoffcenter<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-11-07: 06:21:00<\/em>
Sounds like his visit sexuwasn’t very enjoyable.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Billancooruptus<\/strong>: \/BIL-n-Koo-RUHPT-us<\/em>\/ When Bob’s girlfriend came to stray, it was, in matters of the heart for Bob, a week of woobegone, brought on by Roxie’s unbridled billancooruptus.<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> Combo of BILL and COO: to talk & murmur fondly; to interchange caresses; — said of doves;
\n also of demonstrative lovers. & RUPTUS: break in, meddle. (As in Interruptus) WOOBEGONE:
\nBlend of “WOO” inclined, as with affection & “BEGONE”: depart go away!
\n Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=moment<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., A soft romantic moment which is unexpectedly interrupted by a pestersome child, parent or spouse. v. tr., To barge in on a romantic couple at a most inopportune moment. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Disruptorapture: \/diss-RUPTO-rap-chure\/ Lattimore and Babs had spent an entire evening in a delightful psychic headlock, slowly … Continue reading Disruptorapture: Sweetie, can’t you see we’re having quiet time?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}