{"id":504,"date":"2008-12-03T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T16:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=504"},"modified":"2008-12-03T11:00:02","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T16:00:02","slug":"oldcuts-help-theres-something-in-the-fridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Oldcuts: Help! There’s something in the fridge!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> Mutated leftovers which, unattended inside an evil-minded fridge, have transformed themselves into an extremely odorous, alternate life form. v. tr.,<\/em> To save food past it’s freshness date and watch it grow into something new.<\/p>\n

\"Help!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Oldcuts<\/strong>: \/\u00c5\u008dldk\u00c9\u2122tz<\/em>\/ Julie knew it was time to throw away the oldcuts when they started producing their own mayonnaise. While she was at it she also disposed of the cheesapets. Etymology:<\/em> old (having lived for a long time; no longer young) + coldcuts (luncheon meats) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Oldcuts:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 13:04:00<\/em>
so simple but so good<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 13:56:00<\/em>
Truncated meats are terrifying. Bravo!<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-02: 10:25:00<\/em>
simple word that says it all….<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 03:16:00<\/em>
Fantastic<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Heavolution<\/strong>: \/heave oh loosh on<\/em>\/ Janice turned an unsightly shade of green and fought back the compulsion to vomit as she cleaned the curiously furry heavolution from a tupperware container than had resided in the fridge for far too long. Etymology:<\/em> From “Heave” (colloquialism for vomiting) and “evolution” (the change in inherited traits in an organism from one generation to the next) Created by:<\/em> emdeejay.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Heavolution:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 00:58:00<\/em>
The furry ones are the worst…anaerobic.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 03:18:00<\/em>
Another top word<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 03:18:00<\/em>
Another top word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Frigidaredevills<\/strong>: \/frijid der dev ills<\/em>\/ Frida cautiously tip-toed over to her fridge. It had been quiet all day, just the odd gurgling and chugging of the motor, nothing to be afraid of, right? She cautiously opened the white steel door covered in magnets and notices. The moment the door opened, the smell hit her like a brick. They were back… the Frigidaredevils, piled high and ready to topple out the door. Liquified salad fixings, mystery meats, passe pizza slices, green fuzzy former fruits and veggies, milk that had turned biker (bad) and numerous description-defying previous edibles. In their current state not even CSI could identify them. Enough!, decided Frida of this penicilliness! She grabbed a face mask, plastic gloves and a large garbage bag and went to town clearing out the foul fridge dwellers. The bag was sealed tightly and immediately run down to the back alley for garbage pick-up. She could swear she heard noises coming from the bag and they weren’t that of the Glad Man! When she had done, she cleaned and sprayed the now bare interior and placed her fresh groceries in their new temporary home. How long before these innocents would turn on her and become Frigidaredevills themselves? Etymology:<\/em> Frigidaire (Brand of refrigerator) & Dare Devils (reckless impetuous irresponsible;presumptuously daring) & Ills (resulting in suffering or adversity; an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Frigidaredevills:<\/strong><\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 00:53:00<\/em>
DAMN! You’re good!<\/p>\n

emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 00:56:00<\/em>
I prostrate myself before the magnificence of this creation<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 01:00:00<\/em>
devilishly delightful<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 13:00:00<\/em>
nice<\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-02: 10:27:00<\/em>
scared me….but fun to read<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 03:17:00<\/em>
Beaut word & sentence<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Extraturkeyestrial<\/strong>: \/ex-tra-tur-key-es-tree-al<\/em>\/ There has been an extraturkeyestrial lurking in my fridge since Thanksgiving. It has now grown to twice it’s original size and has changed colour but because of it’s glow I’m saving money on a fridge light. Etymology:<\/em> extra turkey + extraterrestrial Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Extraturkeyestrial:<\/strong><\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 11:32:00<\/em>
out of this world funny – from the word to the sentence to the etymology — great create!<\/p>\n

metrohumanx<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 13:51:00<\/em>
Scary like a B-movie, yet practical and green. Like it!<\/p>\n

TJayzz<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-01: 20:59:00<\/em>
Great idea for saving money, I’ll have to try it,times are hard!! Good word<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2008-12-03: 03:17:00<\/em>
Love it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., Mutated leftovers which, unattended inside an evil-minded fridge, have transformed themselves into an extremely odorous, alternate life form. v. tr., To save food past it’s freshness date and watch it grow into something new. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Oldcuts: \/\u00c5\u008dldk\u00c9\u2122tz\/ Julie knew it was time to throw away the … Continue reading Oldcuts: Help! There’s something in the fridge!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,93,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}